一覺醒來發(fā)現(xiàn)互聯(lián)網(wǎng)沒了。你會怎么做？

Are you kidding? There are crazy people out there! You cannot risk it! Maybe your neighbour is a serial killer? And how do you call the police, then? Huh?

你是在開玩笑嗎？外面可到處都是瘋子！你可千萬別冒這個風(fēng)險！說不定你家鄰居就是個連環(huán)殺手呢？而且到時候你該怎么報警呢，嗯？

12altoids34
One of my neighbors turned out to be a killer. We didn't know it, but 5 years prior to moving into his apartment he had beaten his wife and young daughter to death in a fit of rage and then burned the house down. Most of the time he was the most outgoing and friendly neighbor. One of my friends mom got her electricity cut off because she had to quit her job to stay home and nurse her son he ran electric to her apartment. He allowed the kids to come over every morning and take a hot shower so they could go to school clean. During the summer months at least once a month he would throw a big barbecue and invite all the neighbors he paid for everything. But he also had a very dark side. He had a hair trigger temper and was insanely strong. I never saw him getting a fight with a guy because he was one of those people that you just look at and know that you don't want to fuck with, but there had been a few incidences where he had beaten his girlfriend's. What finally led to the police catching up to him was when he beat his girlfriend half to death and then threw her out of a window. When they raided his apartment to arrest him he put three of the cops in the hospital.

我有個鄰居后來被發(fā)現(xiàn)是個殺手。我們都不知道。但是在搬進(jìn)這個公寓的五年前，他在極度憤怒的情況下打死了自己的老婆和年輕的女兒，然后放火燒毀了整棟房子。絕大多數(shù)時候，他都是那個最外向，最友善的好鄰居。我有個朋友的媽媽把家里的電費(fèi)給斷了，因為她得辭掉工作居家照顧自己的孩子，于是這個男人把自己家的電線接到了她家。他讓孩子們每天早上來自己家洗個熱水澡，這樣他們就能干干凈凈地去學(xué)校上學(xué)。夏天的時候，他每個月至少都會舉辦一次盛大的燒烤會，讓所有鄰居都來吃飯，他全都請客。但他也有黑暗的一面。他非常容易發(fā)脾氣，并且強(qiáng)壯得不可思議。我從來沒見過他跟誰打架，因為他屬于那種你只需要看一眼就知道自己絕對不想招惹的類型，但他曾經(jīng)打過幾次自己的女朋友。最后導(dǎo)致了警方逮捕他的時間，是他把自己的女朋友打到了半死，然后扔出了窗戶。在警察進(jìn)入他家執(zhí)法的時候，他把三個警察打進(jìn)了醫(yī)院。

hypo-osmotic
I probably wouldn't even realize that's what was going on until I got to the office lol. I'd first assume that some technical issue knocked out cell and internet service at home. Maybe if I happened to turn on the radio for the drive over instead of listening to my saved music I'd hear about it before I got to work

我或許直到走進(jìn)辦公室都不會意識到究竟發(fā)生了什么，哈哈哈。我可能會首先假設(shè)除了一些技術(shù)性的問題導(dǎo)致我的手機(jī)和家里的互聯(lián)網(wǎng)服務(wù)用不了了?；蛟S我在開車的時候沒有聽我保存的音樂，而是打開電臺聽廣播的話，我能在上班之前知道這回事。

Zloiche1
Go hang out at the library, show off my Dewey decimal skills.

去圖書館溜達(dá)溜達(dá)，秀一手我的杜威十進(jìn)制查書技巧。

Cum_on_doorknob
They banned me for showing my Dewey decimal in the public library

我因為在公共圖書館展示我的杜威十進(jìn)制查書技巧被他們禁止入館了

Prettyflyforwiseguy
Being a library monitor will finally pay off!

在圖書館當(dāng)管理員最爽的一集
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MizunoGolfer15-20
Restart my wifi

重啟我的wifi

-FeistyRabbitSauce-
Refresh...hm. Refresh...hm. Refresh?... hm.

刷新……嗯。刷新……嗯。再刷新？……嗯。

Jeff_Bezos_did_911
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

你有沒有試過先把設(shè)備關(guān)了，然后再把它打開？

Aggressive-Flan-7226
You did? Ok. Hm how about unplugging your computer?

你試過了？噢，行。那再試試把你電腦電源拔了？

Kevbot1000
Unlike everyone here who are completely delusional of our reliance on the internet, I'd freak the fuck out and assume something absolutely catastrophic either happened, or is happening.

和這里那些對于我們對因特網(wǎng)的依賴一無所知的人不同，我會把自己嚇個半死，并且認(rèn)為要么已經(jīng)發(fā)生了絕對災(zāi)難性的事件，要么這種事件正在發(fā)生。
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Edraitheru14
Yeah, after confirming all internet disappeared, id start getting emergency doomsday prep done asap.

沒錯，在確定了所有互聯(lián)網(wǎng)都消失了之后，我可能會立刻開始準(zhǔn)備緊急末日降臨的情況。

Because if the worlds internet suddenly disappeared, there's either a nuclear war happening, or supply chain issues are about to cause widespread anarchy and panic.

因為如果全世界的互聯(lián)網(wǎng)忽然消失，那么要么正在發(fā)生一場核戰(zhàn)爭。要么供應(yīng)鏈問題將會造成廣泛的無政府狀態(tài)和恐慌。

abracafuck_you
Yeah, the idea of social media only disappearing is relieving. The internet entirely? God help us.

沒錯，如果僅僅社交媒體本身消失了，那還挺讓人寬慰的。如果是整個互聯(lián)網(wǎng)一起消失了？愿老天爺能幫幫我們吧。

Suitable_Echidna_397
Luckily I live in a place with a good view if the nukes go up

還好如果核彈真炸了的話，我住的地方能看得挺清楚。

hideousbeautifulface
Try to start coming to terms with death. I don’t think people realize how much of modern society is based on the internet. There would be food shortages, power outages, no water.

試著和死亡達(dá)成和解。我并不認(rèn)為人們能意識到當(dāng)代社會在多大程度上依賴于互聯(lián)網(wǎng)。到時候?qū)霈F(xiàn)食物短缺，電力中斷，并且還會停水。

the_purple_goat
Air and ground traffic would be a hopleess mess, so would banking and government

空中和陸地上的交通將會變成一團(tuán)亂麻，銀行業(yè)和政府部門也是如此。

ctbeagle18
By the looks of the government they've been without Internet for a while.

從咱們的政府現(xiàn)在的樣子看來，他們好像已經(jīng)有一陣子沒網(wǎng)可用了。

fifercurator
Oh we have it, hobbled by politicians who want us to fail, and constant cyber attacks by the Russians and Chinese.

哦我們有還是有的，只不過被那些想要讓我們停擺的政客給斷了，此外還有俄羅斯人和中國人不間斷的網(wǎng)絡(luò)攻擊。

sarahbeth124
My first thought was head to my relatives out in the country… no internet means social collapse and I’d rather not be in the city for that

我的第一個想法就是去鄉(xiāng)下找我的親屬……沒有互聯(lián)網(wǎng)就意味著社會將會崩潰，我可不想繼續(xù)待在城市里面。

GrizzlamicBearrorism
I need a job and have no fucking idea how to get one. I'd check a newspaper but I'm not even sure where I'd find one.

我需要一份工作，并且我他媽根本不知道該怎么找。我會看看報紙，但我也不確定自己該去哪里找。

Kaikijune
You just walk into random stores/businesses and ask to apply. You'll fill out a form and interview. Then they'll say, "You're hired!" or "Get out."

你只需要隨便找一家商店或者公司，進(jìn)去問問就行。填一張表，接受一段面試，然后他們就會說，“來上班吧！”，或者，“滾吧?！?/b>

You can still do this today, but sometimes they say, "Why'd you come in? Just apply online."

哪怕今天你也可以這么干，但有時候他們會說，“進(jìn)來干啥？網(wǎng)上申請去?！?/b>

Constant-Original
You mean like it was for the first 60% of my life. Do what I need to do

你的意思是說和我人生的前60%差不多。做我該做的事就行。

SSDeezNutz
TDLR: Preparing for shit to hit the fan lM

太長不看：為事情演變到最糟糕的情況做準(zhǔn)備哈哈哈哈

If it’s just a short interruption, probably just work on the house or something. If it’s 12 hours or more, I’m getting ready for a societal meltdown to start.

如果只是短暫的網(wǎng)絡(luò)干擾，或許我只需要在家里干點(diǎn)活之類的。如果是12小時以上，那么我就得為社會崩潰做準(zhǔn)備了。

Just remember… you can’t even call or text without some level of internet comms, not to mention you can’t buy if you don’t have cAsh During this. Traffic lights may or may not work, most navigation will stop working (including aircraft navigation) and emergency services will be SEVERELY limited at the very least. That’s just a brief overview what general SYSTEMS will be effected/taken out.

只需要記住……如果沒有某種程度上的互聯(lián)網(wǎng)通訊，你連打電話或者發(fā)短信都做不到，更不用提如果沒有現(xiàn)金的話你連東西都沒法買了。信號燈可能亮也可能不亮，絕大多數(shù)導(dǎo)航都會停止工作（包括飛機(jī)導(dǎo)航），并且緊急服務(wù)也會受到非常嚴(yán)重的限制。這還只是當(dāng)整個體制都受到嚴(yán)重影響甚至徹底崩潰的時候的概況。
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Now add the human hysteria factor as a result of ALL these things and more going offline suddenly at the same time. If you need an example, just look how everyone panicked over Covid during its onset, and that was WITH internet comms and everyone’s favorite distractions to keep people calmish.

現(xiàn)在再把這一切東西忽然同時掉線引發(fā)的人類歇斯底里的因素考慮進(jìn)去。如果你需要舉個例子，只需要看看在新冠疫情剛爆發(fā)的時候大家是怎么恐慌的就可以了，那還是互聯(lián)網(wǎng)通訊沒出問題，并且所有人都有東西可以轉(zhuǎn)移注意力，讓他們冷靜下來的時候。
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BusterMungus
Not a lot, nothing I have will do much. Phone, tablet, PC, TV, not even sure Satellite radio will still work if they’ve also lost their Internet.

沒什么，我也沒什么好做的。手機(jī)，平板，電腦，電視，如果沒了互聯(lián)網(wǎng)的話可能衛(wèi)星信號的廣播都不管用了。

If Internet is gone tomorrow it would be far more damaging than most imagine.

如果互聯(lián)網(wǎng)明天就崩潰，或許造成的傷害要比絕大多數(shù)人所想象的更加嚴(yán)重。

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