50年后的人們會懷念什么？
In 50 years, what will people be nostalgic for?
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In 50 years, what will people be nostalgic for?
50年后的人們會懷念什么？
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Owning something you don't pay a subscxtion for
擁有一件你不需要付訂閱費的東西
Owning anything outright.
擁有任何東西
Honey, my liver stopped working. Did you forget to pay the subscxtion again?
親愛的我的肝不好使了。你是不是又忘了付訂閱費了？
We can't afford it! We need at least one of us with teeth. Our digestive system subscxtion is draining us dry as is!
我們買不起?。∥覀冎辽俚靡粋€人有牙吧。我們消化系統(tǒng)的訂閱費已經(jīng)要把我們榨干了！
Out from the night, from the mist, steps the figure. No one really knows his name for sure. He stands at six-foot-six. Pray he never comes knocking at your door! Say that you once bought a heart, Or new corneas, But somehow never managed to square away your debts. He won?t bother to write or to phone you. He'll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest!
在漆黑的深夜里，從一片迷霧之中，走出了一個身影。沒人知道他的名字。他6尺6寸高。你最好祈禱他永遠(yuǎn)不會敲你的房門！比如說你曾經(jīng)買了一顆心臟，或者新的眼角膜，但卻忘記了償還你的債務(wù)。他是不會花時間給你寫信或者給你打電話的。他會直接從你的胸腔里把仍然跳動的心臟挖出來！
追貸人！追貸人！
你可以跑。你可以藏。你盡管嘗試吧。但他永遠(yuǎn)能找到你。他會在你最脆弱的時候找到你，在你身邊沒有任何人能救到你的時候。
追貸人！追貸人！
并且我們之中無人能從這恐怖中幸免。因為多年以前，我們?nèi)记穫恕Ｎ覀冃枰碌纳眢w部件，來讓我們的形象變得完美。因此直到還清我們的債務(wù)之前，我們都會繼續(xù)害怕著……
追貸人！追貸人！追貸人！追貸人?。。。ㄗg注：追貸人，Repo man，負(fù)責(zé)前往貸款購物卻沒有按期償還的居民家中，追回他用貸款購買的商品。）
I saw an Instagram ad for a pair of earbuds that you have to rent. You don’t have the option of just buying them, even if you’ve paid more than their value in monthly payments. So you could theoretically be forced to pay over a thousand dollars after enough time and still not own them. And if you just stopped paying, they’d deactivate them remotely.
我在Ins的廣告上看見過一種必須租用才能使用的耳機。你根本就不能直接買，即便你每個月的租金最后比這個耳機本身的價格還高。所以理論上你可以用了很久，花了一千多美元的租金，但到頭來還是沒辦法擁有。并且如果你停止支付的話，他們會直接遙控關(guān)閉。
Easily accessible fresh water.
容易獲取的淡水。
Drinking water from the tap
水龍頭里流出來的飲用水
"You know son, when I was your age we didn't have a subscxtion model to make toasts every morning. We'd just put bread in and toast would pop out"
“你知道嗎孩子，我像你這么大的時候我們可不用為了每天早上做吐司而訂閱什么東西。我們只要把面包放進(jìn)去，烤吐司就會自動蹦出來?！?/b>
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“你得手動把面包放進(jìn)去嗎，爺爺？！”
“哦沒錯，但我們可用不著聽三段強制性的廣告。哦還有一件事：我們想用什么面包都可以?！?/b>
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“我草？！啥面包都行？？機器還給你烤？”
“沒錯”
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Well I’ll be 110 so I’m going to say breathing.
到時候我就要110歲了，所以可能是呼吸吧。
I'll be 102. TBH, with advances as they are, we might be able to meet up for a drink.
我就102歲了。說實話，等到科技那么發(fā)達(dá)，我們說不定還能聚在一塊兒喝一杯呢。
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所以，你怎么說——2072年9月20號，我請你喝杯啤酒？
Tell you what. Move it to September 23, 2072. That will be my 100th birthday. I'll buy the beer.
不如直接挪到2072年9月23日。那就是我的100歲生日了。我請啤酒。
Grandparents will say to their grandkids “When I was your age, I had to get off the screen and actually GO to school”.
爺爺奶奶們會跟孫子孫女們說，“我像你那么大的時候，我得從屏幕前離開，自己走到學(xué)校去?！?/b>
Uphill, both ways
上坡，來回都是上坡
In snow
還下著雪
While fighting a pandemic
還在抗擊疫情
And dodging mass shootings
還在躲避大規(guī)模槍擊案
In a wildfire.
旁邊還燒著山火。
During an abortion
還在一邊墮胎
With a war going on
旁邊還打著仗
"Grandpa what is snow....?"
“爺爺什么是雪……？”
"It was white stuff that fell through the air...
“是一種白色的東西，會從空氣中慢慢飄下來”
“那時候啊……”
“爺爺，什么是空氣？”
In California, we call the white stuff falling from the sky “Ash”
在加利福尼亞，我們管從天上落下來的白東西叫“灰”
Being confident that the person they see on screen is a real person and not AI.
可以自信地說他們在屏幕里看見的是一個真人，而不是AI。
"Why would you put a real person on screen? Seems extravagant, nostalgic and expensive." Everyone in 2072
“為什么要把真人放到屏幕里？看起來太奢侈了，很復(fù)古，而且還很昂貴?！薄?072年的所有人
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Privacy. Even babies are overexposed today.
隱私。現(xiàn)在就連嬰幼兒都被過度曝光了。
Try lowering your ISO.
那你可以把感光度調(diào)低點兒。
it makes me vastly uncomfortable how COMFORTABLE people are with posting everything about their children.
人們把他們家孩子的一切都很舒服地上傳到網(wǎng)絡(luò)上，這讓我覺得很不舒服。
I don’t have children, but even still, why do you want randos to know every single thing about your children?
我沒有孩子，但即便如此，我也不理解為什么你要讓陌生人知道你家孩子的一切？
Came here to say this but yeah, as a Gen Xer I remember the time when we had some privacy in life. I watched it slowly disappear and it's sad. I feel like in the future real privacy will be a luxury only afforded by the very rich and hermits.
我也想說這個，作為一名X世代（譯注：指1965-1980年出生的人），我還記得生活中有點隱私的時候是什么樣子的。我見證了這種隱私緩緩消失，這很令人難過。我覺得等到未來，真正的隱私可能就只會變成只有非常有錢的人和隱士才能享受的奢侈。
The real scary thing about data privacy isn't that everyone can see the pictures you share. I used to work in data sec; phones are constantly tracking your location, and not just "what store are you at" kinda info, it's "what exact shelf in the store were you standing in front of". Companies can buy this data in bulk and start putting out more targeted ads based on that information, and I know it sounds crazy, but it goes even deeper than that. If you live with a partner or someone else with a phone, whoever has that data can recognize that two devices are regularly in close proximity to each other and start showing both people ads based on each others profiles. And sure, folks will say "it's just ads, its no big deal.", but is it just ads? You can do a LOT with the data people share. Anything from creating profiles of political beliefs by location based on peoples searches - think, drawing voting district lines with that data - to matching people to known crimes based on their location data giving their proximity to the crime. I understand how "tin foil hat" that can sound if you don't know much about tech, but without rigorous data privacy protections built into our legislation, our lack of privacy will only get worse.
關(guān)于數(shù)據(jù)隱私，最嚇人的其實不是所有人都能看見你分享的照片這件事。我之前在數(shù)據(jù)安全領(lǐng)域工作過，你們的手機會持續(xù)跟蹤你的定位，不只是“你現(xiàn)在在哪一家商店”這種信息，而是“你正站在這家商店的哪個貨架前面”這種程度。公司可以大批量地購買這種數(shù)據(jù)，然后根據(jù)這一信息去布置目標(biāo)更加明確的廣告，并且雖然聽起來很瘋狂，但事實其實比這還要可怕。如果和你一起生活的其他人或者伴侶也有手機，那么有數(shù)據(jù)的人就能發(fā)現(xiàn)這兩個設(shè)備經(jīng)常處于很近的距離，于是就會開始給他們推送基于對方的數(shù)據(jù)生成的廣告。當(dāng)然有人會說“只是廣告而已沒什么大不了的”。但真的只是廣告嗎？你可以用人們分享的數(shù)據(jù)做非常多的事情。基于人們進(jìn)行搜索的地理位置來刻畫這些人的政治傾向，然后用這些數(shù)據(jù)畫出選區(qū)圖，再比如說基于人們的地理位置和相關(guān)犯罪行為的距離，將人們和犯罪行為聯(lián)系在一起。我知道如果你對于科技不了解的話這聽起來挺陰謀論的，但是如果我們的立法之中沒有足夠的數(shù)據(jù)隱私保護措施，那么我們的缺乏隱私只會更加糟糕。
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I have a can of Frozen themed chicken noodle soup that I plan to sell when I'm 70 so hopefully that cause I don't have a lot of money in my retirement fund
我有一罐冰雪奇緣主題的雞肉湯面，我打算70歲那年再賣出去，因為我退休基金里沒多少錢
Movies made 30 years from now. Nostalgia always runs in 20 year cycles.
30年之后拍的電影。懷舊永遠(yuǎn)是按照20年的輪回進(jìn)行的。
Being able to do basic maintenance on your car without needing a shop manual and a years salary worth of special tools
用不著手冊和一年工資那么貴的特別工具就可以給你的汽車做基本的維護工作。
that's something people are alredy nostalgic for lM. my car was made while Truman was president you can do almost everything yourself it's crazy.
人們早就已經(jīng)開始懷念這種事情了哈哈哈。我的汽車是在杜魯門當(dāng)總統(tǒng)（譯注：1945-1953年）的時候造的。你可以靠自己做幾乎任何事，簡直太厲害了。
可能你想說的是到未來你就沒辦法給自己的車換機油了，這確實也說得通。
Keys. Even more specific vehicle keys.
鑰匙。更準(zhǔn)確地說，車鑰匙。
Even more specific Alicia Keys.
再準(zhǔn)確一點，艾莉西亞·凱斯。
The Netherlands
荷蘭
It'll be spoken of like Atlantis. A utopia of giants, weed, prostitutes, and bicycles.
可能以后荷蘭就會變成亞特蘭蒂斯一樣的傳奇吧。一個由巨人，大麻，妓女和自行車組成的烏托邦。
God made heaven and earth, but the Dutch made the Netherlands.
上帝創(chuàng)造了天空和大地，但是荷蘭人創(chuàng)造了荷蘭。
I think they'll definitely still be around in the 2070s. Don't underestimate the Dutch; their coastal engineering is so good that it would take 4+ meter sea level rise to wipe them out, even though a large portion of their land is already below sea level.
我覺得他們就算到了21世紀(jì)70年代也仍然會繼續(xù)存在的。別低估荷蘭人；他們的海岸工程技術(shù)非常強大，海平面上升四米以上才能把他們從地表抹除，而且他們土地的一大部分早就在海平面之下了。
If that's what they can do now, imagine what they can do in 2050.
如果他們現(xiàn)在就能做到這樣的事，那想象一下到2050年他們將會有什么能力吧。
Oh boy, here come countries on legs.
我滴媽耶，長了腿的國家來了。
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As a Dutchie, I imagine the future earth being just one ball of water, some archipelagos here and there and this one odd land donut, where you can gaze over the edge and see us eating cheese and smoking weed down below
作為荷蘭人，我想象中的未來地球就是一個大水球，這里那里偶爾有幾個群島，然后你會看到一個詭異的陸地甜甜圈，你站圈邊上往下一看，看見我們在底下一邊吃奶酪一邊抽大麻。
That's because you're high.
你可能是抽嗨了。
The Netherlands will outlast all other countries. They will make rising sealevels their neighbours problem.
荷蘭將會比其他所有國家都堅持的更久。他們會讓上升的海平面變成他們的鄰國需要考慮的問題。
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Social media. Not because it’s good, but because whatever comes next will probably suck more.
社交媒體。不是因為它好，而是因為以后再出現(xiàn)的東西很可能會更爛。
Back when social media was just on a phone, and not implanted on a chip in your brain. Personalised ads in your dreams
很久很久以前，社交媒體還只安裝在手機上，沒有安裝在你腦子里的芯片上。你的夢里也不會有個人定制化的廣告。
Early 2000s internet where you could search something on Google and your biometric data and search records weren’t sent to 50+ government agencies and data mining firms
本世紀(jì)初的互聯(lián)網(wǎng)，你可以隨便在谷歌上搜索什么東西，你的生物信息和搜索記錄不會被發(fā)送到50多個政府機構(gòu)和數(shù)據(jù)采集企業(yè)的手中。
The number of wild animals that exist and can be seen. They are already on the decline.
現(xiàn)存的，以及可以被看見的野生動物的數(shù)量。這些動物已經(jīng)在不斷減少了。
I already miss seeing hedgehogs while walking home (this is in England), their numbers have been dwindling for quite some time.
我已經(jīng)開始懷念在走回家的路上看見刺猬的感覺了（是在英格蘭），它們的數(shù)量已經(jīng)下降了有一段時間了。
Not just animals. Insects. I remember even in the 90s after a drive through the country your car would be covered in squashed bugs. These days like none.
不只是動物。還有昆蟲。我記得在90年代，開車在鄉(xiāng)下走一圈之后，你的車上就會全都是蟲子的尸體?，F(xiàn)在已經(jīng)沒了。
It's kind of incredible (in a scary, morbid way) that, basically, people started noticing this exact phenomenon of not having so many bugs hit your windscreen, and then scientists studied and confirmed it.
有些難以置信（有種嚇人，病態(tài)的感覺）的是，總地來說，是人們先開始注意到撞到擋風(fēng)玻璃上的蟲子好像越來越少了這件事，然后科學(xué)家們研究了一下，才確認(rèn)了這一點。
I used to have a job the included a lot of traveling to a factory in the middle of nowhere through country roads. Year over year I would see less and less bugs on the windshield. It went from carrying extra washer fluid to only using my wipers if it rained
我之前的工作需要我經(jīng)常開車通過鄉(xiāng)下的道路前往一個深山老林中的工廠。幾年以來我發(fā)現(xiàn)擋風(fēng)玻璃上的蟲子越來越少了。以前我需要攜帶額外的玻璃水，現(xiàn)在我只有在下雨的時候才開雨刮擦一擦。
That one month when everyone was playing Pokemon Go
所有人都在玩寶可夢Go的那一個月
That PoGo summer was basically the opposite of the pandemic
寶可夢Go的那個月基本上就是疫情的反面
2020 was Pokémon Stay
2020變成寶可夢宅了
Summer 16 was a great fucking time man. Great music and pokémon go.
16年的夏天真的太他媽美好了兄弟。音樂也很棒，還有寶可夢Go。
Well I am already nostalgic about it
我已經(jīng)開始懷念了。
I was at a club the other day and the dude next to me was playing pokemon GO. I wonder what kind of pokemon frequent Gay Clubs.
我有一天去俱樂部，我身邊的兄弟在玩寶可夢Go。我在想什么寶可夢會經(jīng)常跑到Gay吧。
Shit like Machop
可能是腕力那種吧。
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Everything about today's art, style, decor, culture, movies, shows, music and news events.
關(guān)于今天的藝術(shù)，風(fēng)格，裝飾，文化，電影，節(jié)目，音樂和新聞的一切。
再過50年，這些東西就會變得復(fù)古，好像來自一個更加簡單的時代。
I wonder if it’s gonna feel weird being nostalgic for a time that capitalised so heavy on nostalgia already. I mean all the movies, a lot of fashion and decor already drew so heavily from past.
我在想去懷念一個已經(jīng)在懷念過去的時代是不是會很怪。畢竟現(xiàn)在的所有電影，很多的時尚和裝飾都已經(jīng)在從過去獲得靈感了。
It’s always been that way though. There are a ton of movies and musicals set in the 1910’s that were made in the early 1960’s. 1810’s fashion/architecture/style was based on an obsession with the ancient Greeks. We’re constantly nostalgic for earlier generations and cultures
其實一直都是這樣的。上世紀(jì)60年代早期有很多的電影和音樂劇都是設(shè)定在1910年代。1810年代的時尚，建筑和風(fēng)格都是基于對古希臘風(fēng)格的狂熱追求。我們一直都在懷念以前的時代和文化。
The Renaissance was just Europe being nostalgic for the classical era.
文藝復(fù)興只不過是歐洲開始懷念古典時代了。
And the Roman Empire's architecture was just them being nostalgic about ancient Greek architecture.
而且羅馬帝國的建筑也只是他們開始懷念古希臘的建筑了。
World of Warcaft Classic Classic
魔獸世界經(jīng)典舊世：經(jīng)典舊世
At this rate it'll be WoW: Classic Classic Redux VR
按這個速度應(yīng)該是魔獸世界：經(jīng)典舊世經(jīng)典重制VR版
WoW VR is something I would go so hard in on.
如果真有魔獸世界VR版，我肯定會玩?zhèn)€痛快。
我已經(jīng)對這個游戲本身失去興趣了，但是設(shè)定，故事和世界在我看來都非常美麗，也是經(jīng)常讓我回去再看看的原因。
The lore of WoW nowadays to me honestly feels like a bad soap opera where they ran out of ideas years ago so just crazier shit keeps happening, but you’ve been invested so long you can’t stop watching lol
魔獸世界的背景故事現(xiàn)在對我來說就像是糟糕的肥皂劇一樣，他們好幾年前就不知道該寫什么了，所以只好讓特別瘋狂的事情發(fā)生下去，但是你又已經(jīng)看了太久，實在沒辦法不讓自己看哈哈哈
Driving.
開車。
想象一個所有汽車都變得自動化的世界。手動開車去商店將會變得非?！皬?fù)古”。
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In large cities it wouldn't be allowed. A human among many computers is unpredictable and too dangerous.
在大城市里應(yīng)該不會允許這么做。眾多計算機中混雜了一個人類，這既無法預(yù)測也過于危險。
Wired earbuds with an actual headphone jack. Not USB version 93 delta.
帶正兒八經(jīng)的耳機接口的有線耳機。而不是什么USB93Delta接口。
Or just earbuds. The chip implants in our brains will also play music
或者可能是耳機本身呢。我們腦子里的植入芯片可能就會播放音樂了。
Physically hanging out with a group of friends
和一群朋友線下出門玩