如何一句話惹惱一個國家？（二）
What''s a sentence that can trigger your entire country?
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網(wǎng)友：我是馬來西亞人!這里列出了一些會惹惱大多數(shù)，甚至是所有馬來西亞人的話。 · "你們住在樹上嗎？"不，事實(shí)上，我們沒人住在樹上，甚至原住民也不是，大多數(shù)馬來西亞人生活在城市地區(qū)......
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Malaysian here!
Here is a list of some of the things that will trigger most, if not all Malaysians:
“Do you live on trees?”
No. In fact, none of us live on trees, not even aboriginal peoples. Majority of the Malaysian populace lives in urban areas, here are a few photos of some of the major cities in Malaysia for your reference:
1. Kuala Lumpur, the ultra-modern capital of Malaysia
2. George Town, Penang Island, a UNESCO World Heritage City that was founded by the British in 1786
3. Kuching, Sarawak, the city of cats on Borneo Island
So, do people still think that we live on trees?
“D o y o u s p e a k E n g l i s h ?” (in a slow and retarded tone)
Well, yes. It’s the second official (to some extent) language of the country and is widely used in business, education, diplomacy etc. Heck its even used to explain the meaning of words that are too unwieldy in the national language, which is Malay, the native tongue of the majority here. Plus, it has historical connections to the country being an ex-British colony for over 200 years.
Not only that, we are natural linguists that can speak at least 2–3 languages. Even governmental notices often come in multiple languages.
A typical multilingual sign in Malaysia.
A multilingual welcoming sign at the entrance of Chowrasta Market, Penang.
“Wow you can speak Chinese!” - applies to Malaysian Chinese when we visit China and Taiwan.
FYI, Malaysia is the only country outside of the Sinosphere to have preserved the language, culture, traditions completely. Our ancestors even fought for Chinese medium schools so that we could retain our culture and language through education. Something the mainlanders would often credit neighbouring Singapore for despite them erasing Chinese medium schools from their education system.
Chinese medium high school in Malaysia
Chinese medium vernacular school in Malaysia
我是馬來西亞人!
這里列出了一些會惹惱大多數(shù)，甚至是所有馬來西亞人的話。
· "你們住在樹上嗎？"
不，事實(shí)上，我們沒人住在樹上，甚至原住民也不是，大多數(shù)馬來西亞人生活在城市地區(qū)，這里有幾張馬來西亞一些主要城市的照片供你參考：
1. 吉隆坡，馬來西亞的超現(xiàn)代化首都
2. 檳城島的喬治鎮(zhèn)，聯(lián)合國教科文組織的世界遺產(chǎn)城市，由英國人在1786年建立。
3. 古晉（馬來西亞）沙撈越州，婆羅洲島的貓之城
那么，你還認(rèn)為我們住樹上嗎？
· “你們說英語嗎”（緩慢而弱智的語氣）
——嗯，是的，英語是這個國家的第二官方語言（在某種程度上），被廣泛用于商業(yè)、教育、外交等方面。
糟糕的是，它甚至被用來解釋那些母語（即馬來語，這里大多數(shù)人的母語）中太難懂的詞的含義，此外，它與這個國家作為前英國殖民地超過200年的歷史有關(guān)。
不僅如此，我們是天生的語言學(xué)家，至少能說2-3種語言，即使是政府的通知也經(jīng)常有多個語言版本。
馬來西亞典型的多語言標(biāo)志：
檳城Chowrasta市場入口處的一個多語言歡迎牌：
· "哇，你會說中文！"
——通常發(fā)生在我們?nèi)ブ袊箨懞团_灣時，這句話適用于馬來西亞華人。
順便說一下，馬來西亞是唯一一個在中華文化圈之外完全保留了語言、文化、傳統(tǒng)的國家，我們的祖先甚至為華文學(xué)校而奮斗，以便我們能夠通過教育保留我們的文化和語言，大陸人經(jīng)常會稱贊我們的鄰國新加坡——盡管他們把華文學(xué)校從教育系統(tǒng)中剔除掉了。
You’ll be forgiven if you’ve only been to Singapore but this definitely pisses off many Malaysians. As a Penangite (someone from Penang), I must say there’s actually some truth to it when compared to food from KL and Johor Bahru, but still Penang definitely has the best food, hands down. Being the Food Capital of Southeast Asia, Penang has a long tradition of serving a plethora of dishes rich in flavour and spices with influences from Chinese, Malay, Indian, Thai etc., where east meets west being an entrepot on historical shipping routes, not forgetting to mention the various styles of Chinese cooking from different regions of China that exists here on this island brought by our ancestors.
To my non-Malaysian friends, do come try our Penang food first before making this comment. I’m sure you’ll change your mind and say “Penang has the best food ever!”
Oh and Singaporean Char Koay Teow should just be called Char Mee instead. Sorry my Singaporean friends but yours doesn’t even have a single Koay Teow (flat rice noodle) in it!
“Is Malaysia a poor country?”
Not really. In fact it might surprise you that we are almost achieving High Income Nation status. I admit that we still have people living in poverty, but that’s a small portion of the general populace and we have frequent handouts in place to assist those living in poverty.
“People from Malaysia are Malay, right?”
Apparently not always. We are from a diverse bunch like Malays, Chinese, Indians, Eurasians, indigenous peoples and so on. So please stop assuming we’re all Malay, okay? The correct term would be Malaysian.
· "新加坡美食最好！"
—— 如果你只去過新加坡，那還可以原諒，但這肯定會讓很多馬來西亞人生氣，作為一個檳榔嶼人（來自檳城的人），我必須說，與吉隆坡和新山（馬來西亞城市）的美食相比，這句話有一定的道理，但檳城的食物絕對是最好的，毫無疑問。
作為東南亞的美食之都，檳城有著悠久的傳統(tǒng)，有大量的菜肴，味道豐富，并受到中國、馬來、印度、泰國等國的影響，東西方文化在這里交匯，是歷史上航運(yùn)路線上的一個轉(zhuǎn)口港，更不用說我們的祖先在這個島嶼上帶來的來自中國不同地區(qū)的各種風(fēng)格的中國美食烹飪。
對于我的非馬來西亞朋友來說，在發(fā)表這個評論之前，請先來嘗嘗我們的檳城美食，我相信你會改變主意，會說 "檳城的美食是最好的！"哦，對了，新加坡的Char Koay Teow（炒粿條）應(yīng)該叫 Char Mee，很抱歉，我的新加坡朋友們，你們的食物中根本沒有Koay Teow（扁平米粉）！
· “馬來西亞是個窮國嗎?”
——也不盡然。
事實(shí)上，你可能會感到驚訝，我們幾乎達(dá)到了高收入國家的地位，我承認(rèn)我們?nèi)匀挥腥松钤谪毨е校侵皇瞧胀癖姷囊恍〔糠?，我們?jīng)常發(fā)放救濟(jì)品來幫助那些生活在貧困中的人。
· “你來自馬來西亞，你是馬來人，對吧? ”
——顯然不一定。
我們來自不同的群體，有馬來人，華人，印度人，歐亞混血，原住民等等，所以請不要以為我們都是馬來人，OK ？正確的說法應(yīng)該是“馬來西亞人”。
An actual conversation that happened when I was overseas…
Me: “Hey, I’m from Singapore!”
Ignorant dude: “Nice! I’ve always wanted to go to China!”
Me: “No… Singapore’s not part of China.”
Ignorant dude: “Oh sorry. By the way I heard your laws are pretty strict. Chewing gum is banned and you caned some guy called Michael or something. And why’s your English so good?”
*Walks off*
This was years ago and I think fewer people make this mistake now with recent events that have placed Singapore on the world map. Things like the Trump-Kim summit, Crazy Rich Asians etc have inevitably helped in one way or another.
我在海外時真實(shí)發(fā)生的一次對話......
我：嘿，我來自新加坡！
某無知的哥們：太好了 ! 我一直想去中國！
我：不... 新加坡不是中國的一部分。
某無知的哥們：
哦，對不起，對了，我聽說你們的法律很嚴(yán)格，甚至禁止嚼口香糖，你們還對一個叫邁克爾還是什么的家伙施以鞭刑，為什么你的英語這么好？"
*我默默的走開了*
這是幾年前的事了，我認(rèn)為現(xiàn)在犯這種錯誤的人少了，因?yàn)樽罱l(fā)生的一些事讓新加坡在世界地圖上占據(jù)了一席之地，比如特朗普和金正恩的峰會，電影《瘋狂的亞洲富豪》等等，都不可避免地以某種方式帶來了幫助。
Pakistani here!
Here are some sentences which immediately triger a Pakistani:
“Indian Army is more powerful than Pak Army.”
“Mehmud Ghaznavi was an invader, who came for gold not for the sake of Islam"
“Imran Khan is not handsome"
“Saudi Arabia is not the epitome of Islam"
“There is no jewish conspiracy against Islam"
“Giving preference to your ethnic identity more than your national identity “
“State has no religion"
“Afghan Talibans are as bad as TTP" Afgaandu!
“China is not a friend of Pakistan"
“Israel should be recognized"
“Ahmediyas are Musli... if they say they are Musli..."
“Dr. AQ Khan was a theif"
“IPL is better than PSL"
Thanks for reading, I will add more when I recall.
Edit 1:
“Arjith Singh is a better singer than Rahat Fateh Ali Khan"
“Shahid Afridi was very mediocre cricketer"
“Girl saying, I have a boyfriend"
“praise Lahore in Karachi or Karachi in Lahore"
“Ilaichi in Biryani"
“Losing against India, in any sport"
“Fake English Accent"
我是巴基斯坦人！
下面是一些能讓巴基斯坦人立刻惱火起來的話:
“印度軍隊比巴基斯坦軍隊更強(qiáng)大?！?br /> “馬哈茂德是入侵者，為金子而來，不是為伊斯蘭教”
“伊姆蘭汗一點(diǎn)都不帥”
“沙特阿拉伯不是伊斯蘭教的縮影”
“不存在猶太人反對伊斯蘭教的陰謀”
“優(yōu)先考慮你的民族身份，而不是你的國家身份”
“國家沒有宗教”
“阿富汗塔利班和 TTP 一樣壞”！
“中國不是巴基斯坦的朋友”
”以色列應(yīng)得到承認(rèn)”
“ 阿瑪?shù)吓墒悄滤沽帧?br /> “卡汗博士是小偷”
感謝閱讀，我會回憶并添加更多。
編輯1:
“ Arjith Singh 是一個比拉赫·法塔·阿里·罕更好的歌手”
”沙希德 · 阿夫里迪是個非常普通的板球運(yùn)動員”
“女孩說，我有男朋友了”
”巴基斯坦在任何體育運(yùn)動中都輸給印度”
“ 英語口音垃圾”
Pakistani Here…
I support LGBT+ Community.
Pakistan is struggling on civil rights front. LGBT+ community is pretty much underground.
Pakistan should recognise Israel.
Pakistanis sympathise with Palestinians and hence refuse to recognise Israel.
Pakistan must be a secular country.
Pakistan is a conservative country with a sizable liberal interest groups but complete secularism is a NO, NO.
Pakistan Army is root of all problems.
Like most other nations, Pakistanis also think very highly of their Army.
Partition was wrong.
Partition, which resulted in the independence for Pakistan, is appreciated and seen as necessity and birth of the nation.
I do not support Kashmiris.
Pakistanis enjoy close ethnic, linguistic, religious and historical ties with Kashmirs and support the Kashmir cause very passionately.
巴基斯坦人在此.....
我支持 LGBT + 社區(qū)。
巴基斯坦正在民權(quán)斗爭中掙扎，LGBT + 社區(qū)幾乎處于地下狀態(tài)。
巴基斯坦應(yīng)該承認(rèn)以色列。
巴基斯坦人同情巴勒斯坦人，因此拒絕承認(rèn)以色列。
巴基斯坦必須是一個世俗國家。
巴基斯坦是一個保守的國家，有相當(dāng)規(guī)模的自由主義利益集團(tuán)，但是完全的世俗主義是不可能的。
巴基斯坦軍隊是一切問題的根源。
和其他大多數(shù)國家一樣，巴基斯坦人也非?？粗厮麄兊能婈?。
和印度分治是錯誤的。
分治導(dǎo)致了巴基斯坦的獨(dú)立，人們對此表示贊賞，認(rèn)為這是國家的需要。
我不支持克什米爾人。
巴基斯坦人民與克什米爾人民有著密切的民族、語言、宗教和歷史聯(lián)系，他們非常熱情地支持克什米爾的事業(yè)。
“It’s not a crime to be com...st”.
This sentence can anger so many people in my country. After all, the second red scare was just 70 years ago, the Cold War ended either 1989 or 1991, and Americans are taught to more or less hate Com...ism since they’re old enough to figure out what Com...ism is.
Source: my time spent in elementary school
“Do you speak American?”
American is not a language. It’s called American English.
“America is not a beacon of hope and everything good in the world.”
Then, I’d use some evidence to back this up. Some Americans would be triggered. Mainly the older ones. The younger ones more or less have already accepted that as reality.
Source: manifest destiny and all the ways it went wrong
“Both sides of American politics are wrong.”
I don’t have any evidence to back this up. But I’m saying it anyways because I saw a presidential debate once and it looked like an absolute mess of a shouting match and then I quit watching.
"成為共產(chǎn)主義者不是罪"。
——這句話在我國（譯注：美國）可以激怒很多人，畢竟，第二次紅色恐怖僅僅是70年前的事，冷戰(zhàn)到1989年或者1991年才結(jié)束，而美國人自從到了能搞清楚什么是xx主義的年齡，就被教導(dǎo)要或多或少地憎恨xx主義。
證明：我在小學(xué)度過的時光
"你會說美國話嗎？"
——美語不是一種語言，它叫“美式英語”。
“美國不是希望的燈塔，也不是世界上一切美好的所在。”
—— 我會用一些證據(jù)來證明這一點(diǎn)，一些美國人會被激怒，主要是年長的人，年輕人或多或少已經(jīng)接受了這個現(xiàn)實(shí)。
證明：昭昭天命和美國出的各種錯
"美國政治的兩方都是錯的。"
—— 我沒有任何證據(jù)來支持這一點(diǎn)，但我還是要說，因?yàn)槲铱催^一次總統(tǒng)辯論，看起來絕對是一場混亂的對噴，然后我就不看了。
“Comfort women had a consensual business relationship with the Japanese Empire. Also, their colonization is the sole reason why we’re developed today and it doesn’t matter how many people they killed or whatever in the long run. How many people did technological developments save, huh? Way more than Japan killed! In addition, it’s ridiculous that Korea claims Dokdo as their own since Japan owned it and never gave it back and Imperialism is totally fine. If Japan is morally justified to give Dokdo, then the US should give up Puerto Rico! Speaking of things that aren’t ours, Gogruyeo history and Balhae history are all China’s, not ours. Gojoeson wasn’t Korea either, it was located in China.
Not only that, but Rhee Seung Man was the best president and should be respected. He was overthrown by a violent coup! Also, the Gwangju Massacre is all a hoax made by North Korea-loving liberal com...sts.”
“慰安婦與日本帝國是兩廂情愿的交易關(guān)系?！?br /> 另外還有：
“殖民化是我們今天發(fā)達(dá)的唯一原因，從長遠(yuǎn)來看，日本人殺了我們多少人什么的并不重要，技術(shù)發(fā)展拯救了多少人？比日本殺的人要多得多! ”
此外還有“韓國聲稱獨(dú)島是他們自己的”——這很荒謬，因?yàn)槿毡菊碱I(lǐng)了獨(dú)島，而且從未歸還，“帝國主義是完全可以接受”，“如果日本放棄獨(dú)島在道義上是合理的，那么美國也應(yīng)該放棄波多黎各! ”
說到不屬于我們的東西，“高句麗歷史和百濟(jì)歷史都是中國的，不是我們的”，“高句麗不在韓國，它位于中國境內(nèi)”。
還有“ 李承晚是最好的總統(tǒng)，應(yīng)該受到尊重，他是被暴力政變推翻的！”
另外還有：“光州大屠殺都是熱愛朝鮮的自由派制造的騙局。"
I thought I'd answer this question a little differently because I'm feeling a bit mischievous ??.
This is Ferhad Ullah's guide for pissing off any country you want!
In no particular order…
Vietnam- “Boooorn in the USA!”
Canada- “So you are basically American?”
USA- “America isn't the best country in the world.”
Bosnia- “The war”
Armenia- “There was no Armenian GENO.....”
Iran- Just innocently ask if Iranians are Arabs and watch them angrily give you a two hour lecture on how the Arab conquests “destroyed their heritage” and how they are “PeRsIaN"!
Turkey- “Long live Kurdistan!”
Britain- “We SaVeD yOuR aSs in the war! You’d be speaking German if it weren’t for us!(Said by that annoying American.)
Ireland- “OMG I'm part Irish too! My grandfather's drug dealer's cat's mother's owner was from Galway!” (Said by that guy who's family never left Boston since five generations.)
Pakistan- “Army eats 80% of budget.”
Serbia- Literally say anything about the Ottomans and watch them rage.
Afghanistan- “Lar ao bar yao Pakistan!” ??
China- *Anything about xxx Square.*
Azerbaijan- “Nagorno-Karabakh is Armenia!”
Taiwan- “Aren’t Taiwan and China the same?”
North Korea- Breathe infront of their supreme leader and watch your ass end up rotting in a forced labour camp in Pyongyang.
India- Say anything about Ladakh and China and watch Indians cry their eyeballs out ;P.
Germany- “Heil Fuhrer!”
Russia- “Are you a spy for the KGB?”
Israel- “Palestine will be free!”
Palestine- “Jerusalem is the capital of Israel.”
UAE- “Is Qatar still in Global Village?”
Saudi Arabia- “Persian Gulf”
I'll add more if I can think of anything else!
我想我回答這個問題的方式會有點(diǎn)不同，因?yàn)槲矣X得自己有點(diǎn)調(diào)皮。
本“指南”可以讓你惹惱任何你想要惹惱的國家！
排名不分先后
越南——"我美國出生！"
加拿大——"所以你基本上是美國人？"
美國——"美國不是世界上最好的國家。"
波斯尼亞——"戰(zhàn)爭"
亞美尼亞—— " 不存在對亞美尼亞的種族滅絕。"
伊朗——只要無辜地問一下伊朗人是不是阿拉伯人，他們會憤怒地給你講上兩小時，告訴你阿拉伯人的征服如何 "破壞了他們的文化傳承"，并告訴你他們是“波斯人”!
土耳其——"庫爾德斯坦萬歲！"
英國——"我們在戰(zhàn)爭中拯救了你們！如果沒有我們，你現(xiàn)在說的會是德語！" （ 由某個討厭的美國人口中說出）
愛爾蘭——" 天，我也有一部分愛爾蘭血統(tǒng)！我的毒販子祖父也是愛爾蘭人，我的毒販祖父的貓的母親的主人來自戈爾韋（愛爾蘭一城市）！" ( 由某位家族五代以來從未離開過波士頓的人嘴中說出)
巴基斯坦——"軍隊吃掉了80%的預(yù)算。"
塞爾維亞——說任何關(guān)于奧斯曼人的事情都會讓他們感到憤怒。
阿富汗——"Lar ao bar yao Pakistan！" （注：這句翻譯不出來）
中國——
阿塞拜疆——"納卡是亞美尼亞的！"
臺灣省——"臺灣和中國大陸不是一回事嗎？"
朝鮮——在他們的最高領(lǐng)導(dǎo)人面前呼吸，你的屁股將在平壤的強(qiáng)制勞動營中腐爛。
印度——說任何關(guān)于拉達(dá)克和中國的事情，印度人會把眼珠子都哭出來。 ；P
德國——"元首萬歲！"
俄羅斯——"你是克格勃間諜？"
以色列——"巴勒斯坦將獲得自由！"
巴勒斯坦——"耶路撒冷是以色列的首都。"
阿聯(lián)酋——"卡塔爾還在地球村嗎？"
沙特阿拉伯—— "波-斯灣"
如果我還能想到什么，我會再加進(jìn)去的。
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Bali is Indonesia - If you happen to be a foreigner and be in Bali then you say this to local, they might ignore you but if you say this to other Indonesians then you’ll be frowned upon or you are likely to make them say “ What the hell are you talking about ?! ”. Bali is one of provinces in Indonesia which is famous as world class tourist destination but Bali does not represent the image of Indonesia as a whole. Indonesia is a country with 34 provinces and Bali is one of them.
Indonesians still live in jungle - I suggest you to use google streets to see the cities in Indonesia. That’s cheap and you don’t need to pay for flight tickets to go to Indonesia.
Indonesians are Malay - We know we are part of Malay race but saying to Indonesians that they are Malay is not acceptable or even regarded as offensive to most Indonesians. If you happen to meet right wing Indonesians and you say this to them, you will enrage them and they won’t be nice to you when you interact with them . Indonesians will proudly call themselves as Indonesians and when we talk about Malay race, that means our neighbor country, Malaysia.
Dutch granted Independence to Indonesia - Never say to Indonesians that Indonesia got its Independence granted by Dutch. Dutch people might say that but we reject that notion. Indonesians get their Independence and freedom from colonial regimes through bloody battles and we didn’t kneel down and beg the colonial regimes to grant us Independence.
This was how Indonesians got their independence.
Indonesia is poor country - Indonesians have their own standard of living and they are pretty happy with it. Indonesia is a developing country with the biggest GDP in South East Asia and one of members of G20 countries . Again please use google streets to see cities in Indonesia and make your own judgment. I am tired showing stats to prove the actual economy of Indonesia.
Indonesia is a migrant labor nation - This statement usually come from people from Middle East and some Asian Countries but they will be surprised when they come to Indonesia and see by themselves the true face of Indonesia. In fact the population of Indonesia is more than 250 million people and according to official release from government agency saying that, in total there are 1 million Indonesians are working in any foreign country. See the comparison ? it means 249 million of Indonesians stay and work in their home country.
Indonesia annexed East Timor - No, Indonesian did not annex East Timor. We liberated them from Portugal regime. But somehow people in East Timor decided to separate from us in 1999 because of being influenced by false propaganda made by a foreign nation which is only two hours flight from Bali.
All Indonesian women wear Burka like in KSA - Many Muslim women in Indonesia don’t wear Hijab and very few of them wearing Burka when leaving their homes. Why don’t you spend a minute or two to google to find out more about Indonesian women.
Indonesia is small country - you should check your world map again or at least check Wikipedia to get some information about the size of Indonesia as a country.
Do you have internet in Indonesia ? - Please spend a minute or two about some countries in the world that has the biggest number of Internet users.
Indonesia is racist country - Indonesians are much and much less racist compared to Westerners, Japanese, Koreans, Arabs and Europeans. Any foreigner who ever came to Indonesia, did you ever find some angry Indonesians who told you to go back to your country when you encounter them ?
“巴厘島就是印度尼西亞”
—— 如果你碰巧是個外國人，在巴厘島，你對當(dāng)?shù)厝苏f這些，他們可能會無視你，但如果你對其他印度尼西亞人說這些，你會遭到反對，或者很可能他們會說："你丫到底在說什么？"
巴厘島是印度尼西亞的一個省份，是著名的世界級旅游目的地，但巴厘島并不代表印度尼西亞的整體形象，印度尼西亞是一個有34個省的國家，巴厘島是其中之一。
“印度尼西亞人仍然生活在叢林中”
——我建議你用谷歌街景看看印度尼西亞的城市，很容易的，而且你不需要花錢買機(jī)票去印尼。
“印度尼西亞人是馬來人”
——我們知道我們是馬來人的一部分，但對著印度尼西亞人說他們是馬來人是不能接受的，甚至被認(rèn)為是對大多數(shù)印度尼西亞人的冒犯，如果你碰巧遇到的是右翼的印度尼西亞人，你對他們說這些話，你會激怒他們，你與他們交往時，他們不會對你有好感，印尼人會自豪地稱自己為印尼人，而我們?nèi)粘Ｕf“馬來人”，是指我們的鄰國馬來西亞。
“荷蘭人授予印度尼西亞獨(dú)立地位”
——永遠(yuǎn)不要對印度尼西亞人說這句話，說印度尼西亞的獨(dú)立是由荷蘭人賜予的，荷蘭人可能會這么說，但我們拒絕這種說法。
印度尼西亞人是通過血腥的戰(zhàn)斗從殖民政權(quán)手中獲得獨(dú)立和自由的，我們沒有跪下來祈求殖民政權(quán)賜予我們獨(dú)立，這就是印度尼西亞人獲得獨(dú)立的方式。
“印度尼西亞是一個貧窮的國家”
—— 印度尼西亞人有自己的生活標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，他們對此很滿意，印度尼西亞是一個發(fā)展中國家，GDP東南亞最大，也是G20集團(tuán)的成員之一，請再次使用谷歌街景查看印度尼西亞城市，并作出自己的判斷，我已經(jīng)厭倦了展示統(tǒng)計數(shù)據(jù)來證明印度尼西亞的實(shí)際經(jīng)濟(jì)狀況。
“印度尼西亞是一個移民勞工國家”
—— 這種說法通常來自中東和一些亞洲國家的人，但當(dāng)他們來到印度尼西亞，親眼看到印度尼西亞的真實(shí)面貌時，他們會感到驚訝。事實(shí)上，印度尼西亞的人口超過2.5億，根據(jù)政府機(jī)構(gòu)的官方公告，總共僅有100萬印度尼西亞人在外國工作，這意味著有2.49億印尼人留在自己的國家工作。
“印度尼西亞吞并了東帝汶”
—— 不，印度尼西亞沒有吞并東帝汶，我們把他們從葡萄牙殖民者手中解放了出來，但是，由于受到某個離巴厘島只有兩小時航程的外國的虛假宣傳的影響，東帝汶人民在1999年決定與我們分離。
“所有的印度尼西亞婦女都像金沙薩的婦女一樣穿布卡（注：罩袍）”
—— 印度尼西亞的許多穆斯林婦女不戴頭巾，很少有人在離開家的時候穿布卡，你為什么不花一兩分鐘在谷歌上搜索一下更多關(guān)于印度尼西亞婦女的信息。
“印度尼西亞是個小國”
——你應(yīng)該再查查你的世界地圖，或者至少查查維基百科，了解一下印度尼西亞的大小。
“你們印度尼西亞有互聯(lián)網(wǎng)嗎？”
——請花一兩分鐘了解世界上互聯(lián)網(wǎng)用戶最多的一些國家。
“印度尼西亞是種族主義國家”
與西方人、日本人、韓國人、阿拉伯人和歐洲人相比，印度尼西亞人的種族主義程度要低得多，任何來過印尼的外國人，當(dāng)你遇到一些憤怒的印尼人時，可曾發(fā)現(xiàn)他們有讓你滾回自己的國家？
If you talk in front of average Vietnamese like this:“Vietnam is a mini version of China and Vietnam should become Chinese province”.
You will expect to see how Vietnamese express their anger toward you:
I’m sure that I should not recommend you to say that,for your safety.
如果你在普通越南人面前這樣說話："越南是迷你版的中國，越南應(yīng)該成為中國的一個省"。
你將會看到越南人如何對你表示憤怒。
我確信，為了你的安全，我不建議你這樣說。
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India.
Modi is uneducated and had a role in the Gujarat riots. He is worst performing PM.
Nehru was knowledgeable, progressive and a true patriot. Whatever India could achieve today is his legacy.
Not a temple but good education is what this country needs.
We are (and here I would like to include our first cousins, Pakistan and Bangladesh, sorry for doing this) largely, a corrupt population. Most of us tend to be corrupt.
Intellectuals are not anti-nationals
Godse is a murderer.
Hindu and Muslim right wing gave rise to 2 nation theory. Nehru, Patel, Gandhi, Maulana, Abul Gaffar Khan among others were against it.
Hindus are not in danger.
Religion and communalism is our biggest problem (which true for entire world).
Indian men are creepy and almost 95% women face harassment in some or the other form.
We are nowhere in competition with China.
Hindi is not a national language and it can never be. (Gandhi wanted “Hindustani” to be the national language but communalism did not let that happen.)
Indira Gandhi's 20 point program could develop India economically and socially.
Asking questions to the government is not being anti-national.
Socialism is the only way India can prosper.
There are fundamental duties which one must follow.
Instant justice do not prevent rapes.
We have young and perhaps the least educated population ever.
Supreme Court is the only sane and independent institution left.
Politics is about reason not emotions.
JNU is the best University in India and every citizen must be like students of JNU - aware, ready to question and ready to take a step.
印度：
莫迪沒有受過教育，莫迪要為古吉拉特邦的騷亂負(fù)責(zé)，莫迪是表現(xiàn)最差的總理。
尼赫魯是有知識的、進(jìn)步的和真正的愛國者，無論印度今天能取得什么成就，都是他留下的遺產(chǎn)。
這個國家需要的不是寺廟，而是良好的教育。
我們（在這里我想把我們的嫡親兄弟巴基斯坦和孟加拉國也包括在內(nèi)，很抱歉這樣做）在很大程度上是一個腐敗的種群，我們大多數(shù)人都傾向于腐敗。
公知不反國家。
戈德斯是個殺人犯。
印度教和穆斯林右翼催生了兩個民族論，尼赫魯、帕特爾、甘地、毛拉納、阿布加法爾汗等人都反對這個理論。
印度教徒并未處于危險之中。
宗教和地方自治主義是我們最大的問題（整個世界都是如此）。
印度男人很猥瑣，幾乎95%的女人都面臨著某種形式的騷擾。
我們哪哪都競爭不過中國。
印地語不是國家語言，也永遠(yuǎn)不可能成國家語言。( 甘地希望 "印度斯坦語 "成為國家語言，但地方自治主義沒有讓它發(fā)生）
英迪拉甘地的20點(diǎn)計劃可以在經(jīng)濟(jì)和社會方面發(fā)展印度。
向政府提出問題并不是反國家行為。
社會主義是印度能夠繁榮的唯一途徑。
一個人必須履行一些基本的義務(wù)。
即時審判并不能防止強(qiáng)奸。
我們的人口很年輕，但也許是有史以來受教育程度最低的人口。
最高法院是僅存的理智和獨(dú)立的機(jī)構(gòu)。
政治是關(guān)于理性而非情感的。
尼赫魯大學(xué)是印度最好的大學(xué)，每個公民都必須像尼赫魯大學(xué)的學(xué)生一樣：有意識，準(zhǔn)備好質(zhì)疑，準(zhǔn)備好隨時采取行動。
I am Brazilian and the first and only sentence I could think of was “Maradona is better than Pele”. Lol
我是巴西人，我能想到的第一句話，也是唯一的一句話，那就是“馬拉多納比貝利厲害”。哈哈哈