如何一句話惹惱一個(gè)國(guó)家？
What's a sentence that can trigger your entire country?
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網(wǎng)友：澳大利亞人在此！在澳大利亞千萬(wàn)不要說的話：“澳大利亞和新西蘭是同一個(gè)國(guó)家?！薄f這句話你基本上把澳大利亞人和新西蘭人都得罪了，他們會(huì)很生氣。
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From Bangladesh—
“Bangladesh didn't deserve it's seperation from Pakistan"
“Bangla doesn't deserve to be a language, Urdu does or any other languages in the universe except for Bangla/Bangla is not even that great of a language" ( Bangla is indeed a great language to Bangladeshi people hearts , it's the 7th most spoken language in the whole world and 5th on the most native speakers Ranked: The 100 Most Spoken Languages Worldwide)
“Bangabandhu Sheikh Mujibur Rahman hasn't done anything for Bangladesh liberation" (He had done many things for our liberation, that's why he's a great leader of Bangla Why the world needs to know of Bangabandhu )
Rabindranath Tagore and Kazi Nazrul Islam don't have enough potential.
Insult of religious values in any way shape or form
“Doesn’t every Bangladeshi people live in slums and are in poverty!” (No not everyone live in slums and are below the poverty line)Bangladesh to see 3rd fastest rise of the rich
Bangladesh is a part of India! (Seriously! How can you think us a part of India!)
“You're from Bangladesh you must be illiterate.” (Bangladeshi's are not illiterate we have a literacy rate of 74.70% Bangladesh - Literacy rate 2018)
“Rohingyas that fled from Mayanmar are Bangladeshi's and deserve to stay in Bangladesh.” (Rohingyas were never a part of Bangladesh Rohingya refugees in Bangladesh - Wikipedia )
“Bengali people don't have love for culture and history.” (Seriously!?)
“Bengali Literature is trash"( Bengali literature is beautiful. If you read the books of Rabindranath, Kazi Nazrul, Bankim Chandra, Satyajit Ray, Humayun Azad and many more than you're gonna know what I'm talking about A Noob's Guide to Bangla Literature )
“It was a scheme of India that started the liberation war"( Umm, No! It was Pakistan's government fault admit it)
“Bangladeshi's deserved all the killings and rapings that happened in liberation war"( No, noone deserves to be killed and raped for the love of their Language and culture)
“Pakistan government don't need to give an official apology to Bangladesh"( they do owe us an official apology Pakistan should apologise to Bangladesh for army 'GENO....' in 1971, says Husain Haqqani )
“Rajakars that helped the Pakistani soldiers deserves to be appreciated"(they are traitors of our country)
“Bangladesh cricket team don't know how to play cricket”
“Coffee is better than Cha(tea)”
我來(lái)自孟加拉國(guó)：
1. "孟加拉國(guó)不應(yīng)該從巴基斯坦分離出來(lái)"
2. "孟加拉語(yǔ)不配成為一種語(yǔ)言，烏爾都語(yǔ)都行，但孟加拉語(yǔ)除外，孟加拉語(yǔ)/孟加拉語(yǔ)甚至不是一種語(yǔ)言"
——孟加拉語(yǔ)對(duì)孟加拉國(guó)人來(lái)說確實(shí)是一種偉大的語(yǔ)言，它是全世界第七大口語(yǔ)語(yǔ)言，在母語(yǔ)使用者最多的國(guó)家中排名第五。
鏈接：全球100種最常說的語(yǔ)言
3. "Bangabandhu Sheikh Mujibur Rahman 沒有為孟加拉國(guó)的解放做任何貢獻(xiàn)"
—— 他為我們的解放做了很多事情，這就是為什么他是孟加拉國(guó)的偉大領(lǐng)袖。
4. “泰戈?duì)?Rabindranath Tagore)和納茲魯爾(Kazi Nazrul) 不夠天才。”
5. 以任何形式侮辱孟加拉的宗教價(jià)值觀
6. " 是不是每個(gè)孟加拉國(guó)人都住在貧民窟里，都很窮？！"
—— 在孟加拉并不是每個(gè)人都住在貧民窟，都生活在貧困線以下 鏈接：孟加拉國(guó)將迎來(lái)世界第三快的富人增長(zhǎng)速度
7. 孟加拉國(guó)是印度的一部分!
——說真的，你怎么能認(rèn)為我們是印度的一部分！
8. "你來(lái)自孟加拉國(guó)，你一定是個(gè)文盲"
——孟加拉國(guó)人不是文盲，我們的識(shí)字率為74.7%。
9. "從緬甸逃出來(lái)的羅興亞人是孟加拉國(guó)人，應(yīng)該留在孟加拉國(guó)。"
—— 羅興亞人從來(lái)都不是孟加拉國(guó)的一部分。 鏈接：孟加拉國(guó)的羅興亞難民 維基百科
10. "孟加拉人不愛文化和歷史沒"
—— 真的嗎？？
11. "孟加拉文學(xué)是垃圾"
孟加拉文學(xué)很美，如果你讀過拉賓德拉納特、卡茲-納茲魯爾、班金-錢德拉、薩蒂亞吉特-雷、胡馬云-阿扎德等人的書，你就會(huì)知道我在說什么。 鏈接：《孟加拉文學(xué)指南》。
12. "是印度的陰謀引發(fā)了獨(dú)立戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)"
—— 嗯，不！是巴基斯坦政府的錯(cuò)，承認(rèn)吧。
13. " 獨(dú)立戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)中發(fā)生的所有殺戮和奸淫都是孟加拉國(guó)人應(yīng)得的"
—— 不，沒有人應(yīng)該為了愛自己的語(yǔ)言和文化而被殺戮和強(qiáng)奸。
14. "巴基斯坦政府不需要向孟加拉國(guó)正式道歉"（侯賽因哈卡尼語(yǔ)）
——他們確實(shí)欠我們一個(gè)正式道歉，巴基斯坦應(yīng)該為1971年軍隊(duì)大肆 "種族滅絕 "向孟加拉國(guó)道歉。
15. "幫助巴基斯坦士兵的拉賈卡人應(yīng)該得到贊賞"
—— 他們是我們國(guó)家的叛徒
16. "孟加拉國(guó)板球隊(duì)不會(huì)打板球"
17. "咖啡比茶好"
Australian here!
Things that you should never say in Australia:
Saying Australia and New Zealand is the same country - this triggers both Australian and New Zealanders actually, and they’ll probably get really annoyed if you say that.
You should be driving on the right side of the road - driving on the left side of the road is a tradition brought from the British during the colonization of Australia. That being said though, driving on either side of the road doesn’t matter, as our traffic has long adapted to the left. Besides, we’re not the only ones doing it.
澳大利亞人在此！
在澳大利亞千萬(wàn)不要說的話：
“澳大利亞和新西蘭是同一個(gè)國(guó)家?！?br /> ——說這句話你基本上把澳大利亞人和新西蘭人都得罪了，他們會(huì)很生氣。
“開車應(yīng)該靠右行駛?！?br /> ——靠左行駛是我們的傳統(tǒng)，這個(gè)傳統(tǒng)是在澳大利亞殖民時(shí)期從英國(guó)帶來(lái)的，其實(shí)這事不重要，但我們的交通習(xí)慣就是這樣的，而且，我們不是唯一這么做的國(guó)家。
WWII is pretty much the ultimate sore spot for a lot of countries.
"Finland spent the war helping the Nazis."
"(Insert neutral country here) let the Holocaust happen."
"Germany is a Nazi country."
"(Something-something-something-something) cheese eating surrender monkeys."
"America saved Britain."
"England…"
"America committed GENO.... by dropping the nukes."
"Italy changed sides because they were losing."
二戰(zhàn)幾乎是很多國(guó)家的終極痛點(diǎn)。
"芬蘭在戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)中幫助納粹"。
"_____（此處插入任意中立國(guó)）讓大屠殺發(fā)生。"
"德國(guó)是一個(gè)納粹國(guó)家。"
"（某某某）是吃奶酪的投降派。"
"美國(guó)拯救了英國(guó)。"
"英格蘭......"
"美國(guó)投下核彈，犯下了種族滅絕罪。"
"意大利站隊(duì)，是因?yàn)樗麄円斄恕?
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Nepal here.
“Buddha was born in India.” This really triggers my Nepalis compatriots. Never say it to a Nepali unless you are looking for a fight. It is true that Buddha spent most of his life in places that are in India today and got his enlightenment there, but he was born in Kapilvastu, which is in Nepal today. That’s the only thing that matters to a lot of my compatriots. If someone famous and influential says this, there may be riots in the streets of our cities and bazaars.
“Nepal is a part of India” OR “Nepal should join India” OR “India should annex Nepal.” This makes Nepalis really really angry. We Nepalis love our independence. We are mighty proud of the fact that we were never colonized. Even making such a suggestion is enough for my compatriots to blow their top. If someone famous and influential says this, there may be riots in the streets of our cities and bazaars.
“Mt. Everest is in the north of India.” Many English textbooks published in India (and used in Nepal) in the past used to have this line and it used to make us really pissed off. To us Nepalis, Mt. Everest is in Nepal and that’s it. No nonsense like in the north of India or south of China (although the northern face does in fact belong to China).
我尼泊爾人。
· 在尼泊爾，除非你是準(zhǔn)備來(lái)干架的，否則你絕對(duì)不能說的一句話是：“佛祖誕生于印度”。
——佛祖一生的大部分時(shí)間確實(shí)是在今天的印度度過的，并在那里開悟，但他的出生地，是在今天尼泊爾的卡帕爾瓦圖，對(duì)我的大多數(shù)同胞們來(lái)說，這是唯一重要的事情，如果某個(gè)名人或有社會(huì)影響力的人，說了這句話，可能會(huì)引發(fā)社會(huì)上的騷亂和大麻煩。
· “尼泊爾是印度的一部分”或“尼泊爾應(yīng)該加入印度”或“印度應(yīng)該吞并尼泊爾”。
——這會(huì)讓尼泊爾人非常非常憤怒，我們尼泊爾人熱愛獨(dú)立，歷史上從未被殖民過，對(duì)此我們倍感自豪，誰(shuí)要說這樣的話也會(huì)讓我的同胞們大發(fā)雷霆。
· "珠穆朗瑪峰位于印度的北部"
——過去印度出版的許多英語(yǔ)教科書（在尼泊爾使用）都有這句話，它曾經(jīng)讓我們非常生氣，對(duì)我們尼泊爾人來(lái)說，珠穆朗瑪峰是在尼泊爾，僅此而已，沒有什么像“位于印度北部”或“位于中國(guó)南部”那樣的廢話（盡管北面確實(shí)屬于中國(guó)）。
How to trigger Americans.
I do not agree or disagree with all the sentences below; these are just sentences that would get the average American triggered — rightly or wrongly — followed by the most likely reactions to them.
(takes a deep breath)
(clasps hands)
Here we go.
“F*ck the troops.” How dare you insult our troops who protect our freedom? Do you have any respect for those who served and/or died for this country? Why don’t you join the military?
“F*ck the flag.” Do you know what this flag stands for? This flag stands for freedom. People have died for this flag, and by disrespecting the flag you are disrespecting everyone who died for your freedom!
“We should raise taxes in order to…” GASP! “No wait, let me finish…” SoCiAlisM! “No, we pay more in taxes but we earn…” VeNeZuElA! NoRtH KoReA! ZiMbAbWe!
“We [meaning America] are not the greatest country in the world.” Then why does everyone come here? Why are you here? Why don’t you move to China or Africa?
“I don’t think we should go to war against [insert country here].” But have you seen the chemical attack/massacre/some other atrocity on TV? Children are dying, look at the children! Someone’s got to do something, or else it’s going to happen here!
“We need to do something about guns.” How dare you disrespect my second amendment rights! “I’m not talking about the second —” Our founding fathers once said…(goes on a rant about how the government will become a tyranny and it’s up to an armed population to stop them)
“I don’t believe in God.” So you deny your maker and your savior, the Lord Jesus Christ? Here’s what God said about….(quotes some obscure passage in the Bible) Why are you bringing religion into this?!
如何惹惱美國(guó)人。
我不同意或贊同下面所有的話，這只是一些會(huì)讓普通美國(guó)人甚感惱火的話——無(wú)論對(duì)錯(cuò)
注：后面是美國(guó)人最有可能的反應(yīng)。
(深吸一口氣)
(扣手)
開始吧。
· "去他媽的軍隊(duì)"
——美國(guó)人：你怎么敢侮辱保護(hù)我們自由的軍隊(duì)？你對(duì)那些為這個(gè)國(guó)家服務(wù)和犧牲的人有尊重嗎？你為什么不加入軍隊(duì)？
· "去他媽的國(guó)旗"
——美國(guó)人：你知道這面旗子代表什么嗎？這面旗幟代表著自由，人們?yōu)檫@面旗幟而犧牲，不尊重這面旗幟，就是不尊重為你的自由而犧牲的每一個(gè)人！
· "我們應(yīng)該提高稅收，以便......"
—— 美國(guó)人：喘氣中！
"不，等等，讓我說完..."
美國(guó)人：你社會(huì)主義者 !
"不，我們繳更多的稅，但我們賺得..."
美國(guó)人：委內(nèi)瑞拉 ! 朝鮮 ! 津巴布韋 !
· " 我們[指美國(guó)]不是世界上最偉大的國(guó)家。"
—— 美國(guó)人：那為什么大家都來(lái)這？你為什么在這？你為什么不搬到中國(guó)或者非洲去？
· "我不認(rèn)為我們應(yīng)該對(duì) [此處插入某國(guó)家] 開戰(zhàn)。"
——美國(guó)人：你在電視上看到化學(xué)武器襲擊/大屠殺/其他一些暴行了嗎？孩子們正在死去，看看這些孩子！我們應(yīng)該做些什么？有人得做點(diǎn)什么，否則這里也會(huì)發(fā)生這樣的事！
· "我們得稍微控制下槍支。"
——美國(guó)人：你怎么敢不尊重我們的第二修正案權(quán)利??？
"我不是在說第二....."
美國(guó)人：我們的開國(guó)元?jiǎng)渍f過......（大肆宣揚(yáng)政府將成為暴政，要靠武裝的民眾來(lái)阻止他們）。
· "我不信上帝。"
——美國(guó)人：所以你否認(rèn)你的造物主和你的救主，主耶穌基督？上帝是這么說的：....（引用《圣經(jīng)》中一些晦澀難懂的段落）為什么你要把宗教扯進(jìn)來(lái) !？
You want to trigger Iran? Here are some ways:
Alexander “The great” - Better just call him “Alexander of Macedon”.
A.r.a.b.i.a.n Gulf .
Iranians are all Arabs. - Only 2 percent are Arab.
Iran is all desert.
Women wear burqa in Iran.
想激怒伊朗人? 這里有一些方法：
“亞歷山大-大-帝”——最好叫他“馬其頓的亞歷山大”。
“阿-拉-伯-灣”
“伊朗人都是阿拉伯人”——只有2%的伊朗人是阿拉伯人。
“伊朗全是沙漠。”
“伊朗婦女穿罩袍?！?/b>
Iran :
“Oh so you’re Arab and speak Arabic right” - Many Iranians will take great offense if someone just assumes that they’re Arab. Yes, we have Arab minorities, but the majority of Iranians are Persians who speak Persian
“Isn’t Iran like really poor ” - This is the 2nd worst thing to say behind calling all Iranian’s Arab. Iran is actually very developed and our cities look like any other Western city. Iran’s economy is one of the largest in the Middle East and living conditions for the average Iranian are decent.
“Shia’s arent real Musli...” - This statement is not only extreme but will surely anger the common Iranian, even if they aren’t a staunchly devout Shia. Iranian’s are very defensive of their faith. You can expect death threats, harassment and even prison or execution for making a statement like this.
“Isn’t Iran like full of terrorist” - This statement will outrage any Iranian. Iran is one of the safest countries in the Middle East and terrorist attacks are incredibly rare. Unfortunately, because of our close proximity to Afghanistan and Iraq, this label is often falsely thrown upon us.
“Iran is boring right, seems like it” - As a historian, this statement irks me the most. Iran is home to one of the worlds first civilizations, thousands of years worth of history and culture are cemented into Iran’s past. Iran is one of the few places on earth where one can witness the true beginnings of empires and human civilization. We Iranians are extremely proud of our ancient history and you can expect to annoy many with a statement like this
伊朗：
1. “伊朗人是阿拉伯人，伊朗人說阿拉伯語(yǔ)。”
如果有人說伊朗人是阿拉伯人，伊朗人會(huì)很生氣。阿拉伯人在伊朗只是少數(shù)民族，但絕大多數(shù)伊朗人是波斯人，說的是波斯語(yǔ)。
2.“伊朗是不是很窮? ”
——這是第二糟糕的一句話，僅次于把所有伊朗人都稱為阿拉伯人，伊朗實(shí)際上非常發(fā)達(dá)，我們的城市看起來(lái)和其他西方城市沒什么不同，伊朗是中東最大的經(jīng)濟(jì)體之一，普通伊朗人的生活條件還算不錯(cuò)。
3.“什葉派不是真正的穆斯林?！?br /> ——這種說法不僅極端，而且肯定會(huì)激怒大多數(shù)的伊朗人，即使他們不是堅(jiān)定的什葉派信徒，伊朗人非常捍衛(wèi)他們的信仰，發(fā)表這樣的聲明，你可能會(huì)受到死亡威脅、騷擾，甚至坐牢或處決。
4.“伊朗是不是到處都是恐怖分子?”
伊朗是中東地區(qū)最安全的國(guó)家之一，恐怖襲擊極為罕見，不幸的是，由于我們與阿富汗和伊拉克關(guān)系密切，我們經(jīng)常被錯(cuò)誤地貼上這一標(biāo)簽。
5. "伊朗很枯燥無(wú)聊吧？"
作為一個(gè)歷史學(xué)家，這種說法最讓我生氣，伊朗是世界上最早的文明的發(fā)源地之一，伊朗的過去凝結(jié)著數(shù)千年的歷史和文化，伊朗是地球上少數(shù)幾個(gè)可以見證帝國(guó)和人類文明真正開端的地方之一，我們伊朗人對(duì)自己的古老歷史感到非常自豪，你可以想像，這樣的說法來(lái)惹惱許多人。
For Turkish people;
Arabic issue:
“Turkey is an Arab country”
“Turkish people speak in Arabic language”
Armenian issue:
“Turks GENO....d Armenian people”
“Turks killed 1.5 million Armenian people”
“Eastern Turkey is Western Armenia”
“Sarma, dolma etc.. are Armenian food”
Cyprus issue:
“Turkey invaded Cyprus”
“Turkey occupied half of the Cyprus”
Greek issue:
“Turks are Muslim Greeks”
“Turks are just Turkified Greeks”
“Turks burnt ?zmir and Thessaloniki”
“It is Constantinople not ?stanbul”
“Turks GENO....d Pontic Greeks”
“Sarma, dolma.. etc are Greek food”
Kurdish issue:
“Southeastern Turkey is Kurdistan”
“Turks oppress Kurdish people”
“Pkk is not a terrorist organization”
“PKK Militants are freedom fighters”
ISIS issue:
“Turks support Isis”
Islamic issue:
“Turks are terrorist”
European issue:
“Turks can not join EU”
“Turks are not civilized”
“Turks are Barbarians”
“Turks are dirty”
National values issue:
“Turkish flag is ugly”
“Atatürk is an ordinary leader”
“Who is Atatürk ?”
Religious issue;
“Islam is a religion of violence”
“Islam spread by swords”
Central Asian issue:
“Kazakhs , Krygyz, Uzbeks , ......s..etc are not Turks”
“Turks should go back to Central Asia”
“Turks are not originally Central Asian , they are just Turkified Anatolians”
That answer is not about sentences that personally trigger me , i compilated sentences that trigger Turkish people in general.
對(duì)土耳其人來(lái)說：
1. 跟阿拉伯相關(guān)的：
“土耳其是一個(gè)阿拉伯國(guó)家?！?br /> “土耳其人說阿拉伯語(yǔ)?！?br /> 2. 跟亞美尼亞相關(guān)的：
“土耳其種族滅絕亞美尼亞人。"
“土耳其人殺害了150萬(wàn)亞美尼亞人。”
“東土耳其部是西亞美尼亞?！?br /> 3. 和塞浦路斯有關(guān)的：
“土耳其入侵了塞浦路斯”
“土耳其占領(lǐng)著大半個(gè)塞浦路斯”
4. 跟希臘相關(guān)的：
“土耳其人是穆斯林化希臘人?！?br /> “土耳其人只不過是突厥化了的希臘人。"
“土耳其人燒毀了茲米爾和塞薩洛尼基”
“伊斯蘭布爾應(yīng)該叫君士坦丁堡?！?br /> “土耳其屠殺了龐提克希臘人。"
“沙爾瑪, 朵爾瑪?shù)鹊仁窍ＥD食物。"
5. 跟庫(kù)爾德人有關(guān)的：
“土耳其東南是庫(kù)爾德斯坦?！?br /> “土耳其人在壓迫庫(kù)爾德人?！?br /> “庫(kù)爾德工人黨不是恐怖組織。”
“庫(kù)爾德工人黨激進(jìn)分子是自由戰(zhàn)士。”
6. 跟歐盟有關(guān)的：
“土耳其不能加入歐盟?！?br /> “土耳其人不文明?！?br /> “土耳其人是野蠻人?！?br /> “土耳其人很骯臟?！?br /> 7. 和中亞有關(guān)的：
“哈薩克人，吉爾吉斯人，烏茲別克人…等等都不是土耳其人。"
“土耳其人應(yīng)該滾回到中亞去?！?br /> “土耳其人最初不是來(lái)自中亞，他們只是突厥化的安納托利亞人?！?/b>
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Many sentences in India can trigger Indians in general. Here goes the list:
Saying that beef is the best food:- Applicable only in a few states of India, the rest will try to kill you for saying that.
Pakistan is better than in India in every way:- Be assured you will end in a lock-up (best case scenario) or you may end up in a morgue.
Indian cricket team sucks:- You’ll piss off half the world (we Indians are scattered everywhere)
PM Narendra Modi is very incompetent:- You’ll trigger half the country by saying this.
Paneer is tastes like shit:- The entire country will behind your blood.
LGBT is cool:- You’ll be looked upon and if you are in tier 2 city and in a tier 3 city you may be shunned from the society.
Kashmir doesn’t belong to India:- Rest assured half the country will be baying for your blood and you’ll probably end up in prison for saying this.
下面這些話可能會(huì)惹火印度人 :
1.“牛肉是最好的食物。”
——這個(gè)表述只適用于印度的少數(shù)幾個(gè)邦，其他地方的印度人會(huì)因?yàn)槟阏f這話而殺了你。
2.“巴基斯坦在各個(gè)方面都比印度好?！?br /> ——請(qǐng)放心，你要么被關(guān)起來(lái)(最好的情況)，要么送進(jìn)太平間。
3.“印度板球隊(duì)爛透了?！?br /> ——你會(huì)惹怒半個(gè)世界（我們印度人遍布世界各地)。
4.“莫迪非常無(wú)能。”
——這樣說會(huì)激怒半個(gè)印度。
5.“Paneer（印度奶酪）的味道就像大便。”
——整個(gè)國(guó)家都會(huì)揍你。
6. “LGBT 很酷”
——你會(huì)被看不起，如果你是在二線城市和三線城市你大概率社死。
7.“克什米爾不屬于印度。”
——放心，全國(guó)有一半的人會(huì)喊著要給你放血，你可能會(huì)因?yàn)檎f了這話而進(jìn)監(jiān)獄。
“So you are Italian? Mafia, pizza, mandolin, chaos, inefficiency”
This stereotype is due to the fact that the large majority of Italian immigrants in the US were from the South.
Well, while Southern Italians are somehow akin to this stereotype, the North is almost completely another country. As a matter of a fact, Northerners are (not unexpectedly) somehow more similar to Southern French and Austrian depending on the regions.
“Italians? You are the burden of Europe! You are all corrupted! Only Greece is worse”
It is common knowledge that there is a high level of corruption in the Italian bureaucratic system, which is in some cases related to organised crime.
Whatever the origin, it all originated after WWII, when the political parties of the time (Christian Democracy, com...st Party, Socialist Party, etc…) began to hire many unemployed people as civil servants.
This practice mostly occurred at a regional/parochial level: the leading party of the area granted job placement in exchange of votes. Those who knew the persons of interest inside the party had of course more chances to be hired and have other family members hired.
Add to this the fact that Italian trade unxs have always been warlike so that firing anyone from a private company is complicated and, even worse, it is practically impossible to fire any civil servant and you have the perfect storm.
However, I would like to remind that other states (France and Germany) took advantage of European aids when it came to save they own banks, and Italy as a member had to contribute to this. Now it seems like these countries don’t want to allow Italy for a less strict economic manoeuvre and they require Italy to stick to the austerity parameters, the ones that they did not respect themselves when it was the time.
The fact is that France and Germany have their own interests in keeping Italian economy down as long as possible: it’s always a matter of eliminating a competitor.
“你是意大利人? 你們那....黑手黨、披薩、曼陀林（一種琵琶樂器）、混亂、低效”
這種刻板印象主要是由于美裔意大利移民大部分來(lái)自意大利南部，嗯，雖然南部的確……
但我敢肯定地說意大利北部幾乎完全是另一個(gè)國(guó)家，事實(shí)上，南北非常不一樣，北方人(這并不意外) 在某種程度上與法國(guó)南部和奧地利人更相似。
“你是意大利人？你們就是歐洲的負(fù)擔(dān)! 你們太腐敗了!也就希臘比你們?cè)愀狻?br /> 眾所周知，意大利的官僚體系腐敗嚴(yán)重，而且有的還和黑幫勾勾搭搭，不管導(dǎo)致這種社會(huì)現(xiàn)象的原因是什么，但他們都起源于第二次世界大戰(zhàn)后，當(dāng)時(shí)的政黨(基督教民主、共產(chǎn)黨、社會(huì)主義黨等)雇傭了許多失業(yè)人員作為公務(wù)員。
這種做法主要發(fā)生在地方/教區(qū)一級(jí)：一些政客為了獲取選票，隨意給選民安排工作，那些和黨內(nèi)重要人物有利益輸送的人有更多的機(jī)會(huì)被雇用，裙帶關(guān)系盛行。此外，意大利的工會(huì)向來(lái)好斗，普通公司要解雇一個(gè)員工都復(fù)雜得不得了，更不用說要解雇一個(gè)公務(wù)員了，那簡(jiǎn)直就是一場(chǎng)大災(zāi)難。
然而，我想提醒的是，其他國(guó)家（法國(guó)和德國(guó)）在拯救他們自己的銀行時(shí)利用了歐洲的援助，而意大利作為一個(gè)成員不得不為此做出貢獻(xiàn)，現(xiàn)在看來(lái)，這些國(guó)家并不想讓意大利放寬經(jīng)濟(jì)政策，他們要求意大利堅(jiān)持緊縮政策，而這些在當(dāng)時(shí)他們自己都沒有遵守。
事實(shí)是，法國(guó)和德國(guó)有自己的利益，在盡可能長(zhǎng)時(shí)間地壓制意大利經(jīng)濟(jì)：永遠(yuǎn)都是為了淘汰競(jìng)爭(zhēng)對(duì)手。
“America and Britain don't plot against Musli... all the time”.
“Pakistan is not a monolith. There are good Pakistanis, just like there are bad ones".
“There are bad Indians too. Other than Bollywood villains".
“Women have rights by default. Americans didn't invent them to emasculate Afghan men".
“All Afghans are not innocent. We are the biggest cause of our misery".
“Terrorists are misguided Musli..., but they are Musli... nonetheless".
“Iranians cook better rice than Afghans”.
“Pakistanis know how to spice their Kebab".
“Mango is tastier than melon”.
“Afghanistan has been conquered by both Alexander and Genghis".
“Alexander never sent Afghanistan's soil to his mama for analysis of Afghan masculinity, and Genghis's descendents make up at least 30 percent of the country's population”.
“Anglo-Afghan war was not a decisive victory. The second was a defeat and the third was a stalemate, and actually our acknowledgement of the Durand line as international border".
“There is no credible proof that the Brits stole uranium from Helmand".
“Americans are not directly involved in drug trade".
“Mullah Omar was a real dude with a tribe and family".
“Afghanistan's borders were not drawn by God Almighty himself".
And the list goes on!
"美國(guó)和英國(guó)并非總在密謀反對(duì)穆斯林"。
"巴基斯坦不是鐵板一塊，有好的巴基斯坦人，也有壞的巴基斯坦人"。
"除了寶萊塢的惡棍，印度也有壞人"。
"婦女有權(quán)利是默認(rèn)的，美國(guó)人發(fā)明這些權(quán)利并不是為了削弱阿富汗男人的地位"。
"所有阿富汗人都不無(wú)辜，我們自己才是造成我們痛苦的最大原因"。
"恐怖分子是誤入歧途的穆斯林，但他們還是穆斯林"。
"伊朗人做的米飯比阿富汗人好"。
"巴基斯坦人知道如何給他們的烤肉添加香料"。
"芒果比甜瓜更美味"。
"亞歷山大和成吉思汗都征服了阿富汗"。
"亞歷山大從未把阿富汗的土壤交給他的母親，讓她分析阿富汗人的男子氣概，成吉思汗的后裔至少占阿富汗人口的30% "。
"英國(guó)-阿富汗戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)不是決定性的勝利，第二次是失敗，第三次是僵持，實(shí)際上是我們承認(rèn)杜蘭德線為國(guó)際邊界"。
"沒有可信的證據(jù)表明英國(guó)人從赫爾曼德省偷走了鈾"。
"美國(guó)人沒有直接參與毒品貿(mào)易"。
"毛拉·奧馬爾是一個(gè)真正的部落勇士和家人"。
"阿富汗的邊界不是由萬(wàn)能的上帝親自劃定的"。
這樣的例子還有很多！
Canadian here.
“There is no difference between Americans and Canadians”.
“Why do you call ice hockey simply hockey?”
“How can you live there when it is so cold all the time?”
“Canada relies on the American military for its defense”.
“Nothing of any importance has been invented by Canadians”
‘You have socialized health care”
加拿大。
“美國(guó)人和加拿大人沒啥區(qū)別?！?。
“你們?yōu)槭裁窗驯蚪谐汕髑?”。
“加拿大這么冷，你怎么能住在那兒?”
“加拿大國(guó)防全仰仗美國(guó)?！?br /> “加拿大人沒有發(fā)明過任何重要的東西?！?br /> “你們社會(huì)化了醫(yī)療保健?！?/b>
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"You're from Belgium. So you speak French?" would trigger about half of the Belgians as it assumes that Belgium is a French speaking country and that all Belgians speak French.
60% of the Belgians speak Flemish (Belgian Dutch). The northern half of the country (Flanders) is exclusively Flemish, not bilingual. The southern half (Wallonia) is French speaking, as are most people in the capital Brussels.
Most Flemish people have studied French at school and can speak it fairly well, as a second language. They'll almost always try to speak French when they are in Brussels or Wallonia. But they don't like speaking French at home, in Flanders.
Throughout the 19th and 20th century, Flemish people had to fight for their right to speak their own language in Belgium, even as a majority, and have education, justice and public services in Flemish. Only since the 1960s, things have changed for the better. Since the 1970s, Belgium has gradually evolved into a federal state, with 3 highly autonomous regions and language communities. Most of the outside world though seems not to be aware of this.
“你是比利時(shí)人？那你肯定是說法語(yǔ)吧？”
這句話基本上已經(jīng)得罪了一半的比利時(shí)人，因?yàn)槟阋詾楸壤麜r(shí)是一個(gè)法語(yǔ)國(guó)家，比利時(shí)人應(yīng)該都是說法語(yǔ)。
其實(shí)60%的比利時(shí)人說佛蘭德語(yǔ) (比利時(shí)荷蘭語(yǔ))，這個(gè)國(guó)家的北半部（佛蘭德斯）完全是佛蘭德人，不講雙語(yǔ)，南部地區(qū)(瓦隆尼亞)才說法語(yǔ)，首都布魯塞爾的大多數(shù)人也說法語(yǔ)。
大多數(shù)佛蘭德人在學(xué)校里學(xué)過法語(yǔ)，而且說得相當(dāng)好，但只是作為第二語(yǔ)言，當(dāng)他們?cè)诓剪斎麪柣蛲呗∧醽啎r(shí)，他們會(huì)說法語(yǔ)，但是他們?cè)诜鹛m德斯時(shí)通常并不喜歡說法語(yǔ)。
在整個(gè)19世紀(jì)和20世紀(jì)，佛蘭德人都不得不為他們能在比利時(shí)說自己語(yǔ)言的權(quán)利而斗爭(zhēng)，即使是作為一個(gè)多數(shù)族裔，這種情況直到20世紀(jì)60年代才有所好轉(zhuǎn)，自1970年代以來(lái)，比利時(shí)逐漸發(fā)展成為一個(gè)聯(lián)邦國(guó)家，有3個(gè)高度自治的地區(qū)和語(yǔ)言社區(qū)，不過外界的大多數(shù)人似乎并不了解這一點(diǎn)。