那些成精或即將成精的蔬菜水果們（下）

LJ Robinson 11 hours ago
Ewww makes me think of a chicken heart or something

額…這玩意讓我想起雞心之類的東西

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Emo Sloth 14 hours ago
that's a potato?

這是土豆么？
#34 “梨”鳥(niǎo)

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Pear That Looks Like A Kiwi (Bird)

長(zhǎng)得像新西蘭幾維鳥(niǎo)的梨

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Nadine Bamberger 16 hours ago
An angry kiwi that won't even look at you until you apologized, Judy.

一只還在生氣在你道歉之前理都不會(huì)理你的新西蘭幾維鳥(niǎo)，朱迪。

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Sterling Cooksey 13 hours ago
Why does he look like his roomate ate his lunch

為什么他看起來(lái)像他的室友把他午餐吃了的樣子

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Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
What a juicy combo!

多么美味的組合啊!

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#35
My Friend Found A Lemon Shaped Like An Elephant

我的朋友發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)大象形狀的檸檬

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Brian Bennett 22 hours ago
Is the lemon deformed or the elephant?

到底是檸檬畸變了還是大象畸變了？

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Ashbug 10 hours ago
Looks like a Budda hand

看起來(lái)像個(gè)佛手

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LJ Robinson 11 hours ago
Wish his trunk was pointing up

希望他的鼻子是朝上撅撅著的
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Sterling Cooksey 13 hours ago
Lemon demon's pet

檸檬惡魔的玩物

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#36
I Don't Think I Can Eat This Potato

我猜這個(gè)土豆我是沒(méi)法吃了

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Airis Malfoy 23 hours ago
Even the potato is judging me silently. And its a potato.

就連土豆都在無(wú)聲地評(píng)判我。這可是一個(gè)土豆哇。

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Airis Malfoy 4 hours ago
I don’t care what you did or who you saved, you are a constant curse on my family, Harry Potter....

我根本不在乎你做了什么，救過(guò)誰(shuí),你就是我們家永恒的詛咒,哈利·波特

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Mihai Mara 23 hours ago
Potato: "Dude, this seems weird. How high are you?"

土豆:“伙計(jì)，這看起來(lái)很奇怪。你究竟能有多高?

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Melissa TO 23 hours ago
Bob's Burgers "it looks just like grandpa!"

它看起來(lái)就像個(gè)老爺爺

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Kris Syler 23 hours ago
Or Roger from American Dad...

或是《特工老爹》里的羅杰

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80 Van 23 hours ago
It looks kind of like Kif from Futurama. (Sigh)

看起來(lái)有點(diǎn)像動(dòng)漫《飛出個(gè)未來(lái)》里的基夫。(感慨)

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A girl 10 hours ago
Easter island guardian

復(fù)活節(jié)島的守護(hù)者

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LJ Robinson 11 hours ago
alien potato, waiting to take control of your body

等著要控制你身體的外星土豆

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Cher Mc 11 hours ago
Stop trying to disapprove of me, potato! You're not my mom

土豆，別又再說(shuō)我的不是了!你又不是我媽

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Brandi VanSteenwyk 16 hours ago
Looks like it is trying to poop.

看起來(lái)像是要拉粑粑。
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Nadine Bamberger 16 hours ago
Give me a kiss, I'm an enchanted carrot cake.

親我一下，我是被施了魔法的蘿卜糕。

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Vicky Z 17 hours ago
"Come on give me a kiss and let's smoke together"

來(lái)吧，親我一下，我們一起吸吧

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Nathan Pogorzala 19 hours ago
Owen Wilson - Wow.

歐文·威爾遜-哇。

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#37
We Grew An Eggplant That Looks Like The Poop Emoji

我們種了個(gè)看起來(lái)像粑粑坨表情包的茄子

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Julia Atkinson 19 hours ago
Straight from the bottom of the vegetable rack

直接從蔬菜架底下拿走
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LJ Robinson 11 hours ago
Hurry up and sell this on ebay!

趕緊上咸魚(yú)給賣了

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#38
My Wife's Bell Pepper Looks Like A Big Nosed Grumpy Old Man Smoking A Cig

我老婆種的青椒看起來(lái)像一個(gè)在抽煙的脾氣暴躁的大鼻子老頭

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Johnny Rodriguez 23 hours ago (edited)
William 'Bill' Pepper..

威廉·比爾辣椒

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Vera Mzega 23 hours ago
Squidward

章魚(yú)哥

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German Gargicevich 22 hours ago
Old "Green" Pepper.

老綠辣椒

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Nadine Bamberger 16 hours ago
He's seen too much to take any of your s**t.

他見(jiàn)過(guò)世面多去了，不會(huì)聽(tīng)你的。

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Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
Uncle you've come back!!!!!!!!

叔叔，你回來(lái)啦!

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#39
My Potato Looks Like It's Trying To Escape Itself

我的土豆看起來(lái)像是要自己逃跑

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Amanda 23 hours ago
Welp, I’m out!

救命，放我出去
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Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
Damn if I could just get my other leg out I'd be free!

該死，我要是能把另一條腿抽出來(lái)，就自由了

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Julia Atkinson 19 hours ago
"Come on, kids! You can do it, I can see the tops of your heads!"

“加油,孩子們!你們能做到的，我都能看見(jiàn)你們的腦袋頂了!”

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Melissa TO 23 hours ago
It has a little cowboy on it

土豆上面有個(gè)小牛仔

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Sterling Cooksey 13 hours ago
Talk about "Crawling out of your skin"!

說(shuō)的是"從你的皮里爬出來(lái)"

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R Carson 17 hours ago
Potato planet

土豆星球

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#40
It Looks Exactly Like Larry Bird

看起來(lái)就跟（NBA明星）拉里·伯德一模一樣

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Brandi VanSteenwyk 15 hours ago
RIP Larry... Or... Reincarnated??

拉里都已掛了，難道轉(zhuǎn)世了？

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Catlady6000 7 hours ago
young, slightly embarrassed Freddy Kruger?

（猛鬼街）年輕時(shí)，略帶青澀的弗雷迪·克魯格?

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SykesDaMan 17 hours ago
Also known for basketball fans as the Larry Bird tomato!

拉里伯德的西紅柿籃球球迷

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#41
This Jalape?o Looks Like A T-Rex

長(zhǎng)得像霸王龍的青辣椒

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imontape 19 hours ago
Looks like Rex from toy story

看起來(lái)像《玩具總動(dòng)員》里的雷克斯

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Haru Brujis 23 hours ago
Pleased to eat you...

很高興吃了你…
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Ms.GB 11 hours ago
Cue Jurassic park theme song

《侏羅紀(jì)公園》曲調(diào)油然而生

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R Carson 17 hours ago
Looks happy.

他看起來(lái)挺開(kāi)心似的

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Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
Eat me and you gonna burn baby!

吃了我，你會(huì)被燒死的，寶貝!
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PjandBolt 23 hours ago
"I'm going for fearsome here but I just don't feel it!"

“我想要嚇人，但我就是做不出來(lái)那種感覺(jué)!”
#42 嘿嘿！

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A Rather Sinister Onion

巨為邪惡的洋蔥

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Chuckie 23 hours ago
I can almost hear its villain laugh!

我?guī)缀跄苈?tīng)到它那邪惡的笑聲!

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Julia Atkinson 18 hours ago
"I'll make you weep for this, human scum! HAHAHA"

“我會(huì)讓你淚流滿面的，人渣!”哈哈哈”

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Angela B 18 hours ago
Onion ninja are real dammit!

洋蔥忍者真實(shí)存在!

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Ashbug 10 hours ago
Looks kinda like a ninja turtle

看起來(lái)有點(diǎn)像忍者神龜
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R Carson 17 hours ago
With a hoodie?

還穿著連帽衫？

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Brian Bennett 22 hours ago
Cut me will you, you SOB!

讓你切我，哭死你！

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#43
The Happiest Potato I've Ever Seen

我所見(jiàn)過(guò)的最快樂(lè)的土豆
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R Carson 17 hours ago
Until.........

該有他哭的時(shí)候

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Mihai Mara 23 hours ago
So happy and it's not baked yet.

太開(kāi)心了，還沒(méi)烤好呢。

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Valley Girl 9 hours ago
Cuz HE'S still whole

因?yàn)樗€沒(méi)被肢解…

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Nadine Bamberger 16 hours ago
It's definitely a sociopath, hovering over his shredded victims, laughing like a maniac.

他絕對(duì)是個(gè)變態(tài)，圍繞著被切碎的受害者周圍閑逛，笑得像個(gè)瘋子。

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Tammie Johnson 23 hours ago
Reminds me of the baby face sun from the telatubbies

讓我想起電視里那個(gè)娃娃臉太陽(yáng)
#44 肌肉胡蘿卜

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My Sister Grew A Carrot That Looks Like Arnold

我姐姐種出一個(gè)看起來(lái)像施瓦辛格的胡蘿卜

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Hannah Edwards 23 hours ago
Uncanny resemblance

出奇地神似

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Red Hair Blue Soul 14 hours ago
Is it too full of steroids?

是不是農(nóng)肥（類固醇）給上太多了

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ra tlau 18 hours ago
cracked me up

簡(jiǎn)直笑噴了

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miss miss 22 hours ago
Love it

挺招人喜歡

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Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
Looks better without the head!

看起來(lái)不錯(cuò)但有腦袋那就更像了!

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#45
My Friend’s Smoked Cauliflower Looks Like An Explosion

我朋友的熏同花菜看起來(lái)像爆炸云

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Lauren Caswell 23 hours ago (edited)
It looks also like cooling lava, or molten something

看起來(lái)也像冷卻的熔巖，或是什么東西化掉了

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SoozeeQ 18 hours ago
My first thought, too!

我第一個(gè)想法也是這樣！

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Kê?g? T?kam? 9 hours ago
Bakugo would eat that on a heartbeat

巴庫(kù)戈會(huì)毫不猶豫地把它吃掉的

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Brian Bennett 22 hours ago
Ban ATOMIC weapons! or eat 'em your choice!

禁止核武器!你怎么吃都行!

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Ty Stratton-Quirk 23 hours ago (edited)
This meal was brought to you by Michael Bay.

這頓飯是導(dǎo)演邁克爾·貝請(qǐng)的。
#46 巴斯光年？

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This Carrot Wants To Be An Astronaut

想成為一名宇航員的胡蘿卜

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Miss Cris 23 hours ago
Hulk is just getting green thrre. Only wait for two secs.

只要再等兩秒鐘，浩克就變身成綠巨人了。

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Ashbug 10 hours ago
One small step for carrot one giant leap for vegetable kind

胡蘿卜的一小步就是蔬菜界的一大步

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Vicious Insect 21 hours ago
Everybody wants to be an astronaaaaut...

啥東西都想成為宇航員…

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Brian Bennett 23 hours ago
He doesn't have the head for it!

它腦袋哪里去了！

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Johnny Rodriguez 23 hours ago
To infinity and beyond..

飛向宇宙浩瀚無(wú)垠
#47 波波？！

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Booberries

牛莓

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Arctic Fox Lover 11 hours ago
I'm surprised BP didn't censor

我很驚訝英國(guó)石油公司沒(méi)發(fā)律師函？
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Catlady6000 7 hours ago
Booberries is an actual cereal. It usually comes out in the Fall here in the US.

牛莓是一種真正的食物。在美國(guó)，它一般是在秋天結(jié)果。

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Ms.GB 11 hours ago
Those are fake!

都是假的

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LesbianLandscape 13 hours ago
Um- miss we are at a restaurant pleaee keep your clothes on

這位女士，我們這是在餐廳，請(qǐng)把衣服穿上

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D K 3 hours ago
Silicone titties

硅膠乳房

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#48
This Cucumber Looks Like A Swan

形似天鵝的黃瓜

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Miss Cris 23 hours ago
More like a duck, I'd said.

要我看，這更像一只鴨子。

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Haru Brujis 23 hours ago
What about the cygnets?

小天鵝吧？
#49 凸凹！

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Tomato My Wife Grew vs. One Our Friends Bought

我老婆買的還有我朋友買的西紅柿

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Potatogamers2 1 day ago
Perfect match!

絕配！

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Julia Atkinson 18 hours ago
*70s porn music plays in background*

背景音樂(lè)是70年代的黃色小調(diào)

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DC 15 hours ago
Leave them alone, then eat him, and wait a bit. You'll have some small tomatos soon.

在吃掉他們之前，讓它們單獨(dú)待一段時(shí)間，耐心一些。你就很快會(huì)吃到小西紅柿了。
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Vicky Z 16 hours ago
The first one is happy to see the second one

第一個(gè)西紅柿要是見(jiàn)到第二個(gè)的時(shí)候肯等會(huì)開(kāi)心死了的

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Analyn Lahr 6 hours ago
Oh my.

我天…
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Joe Alcocer 9 hours ago
Come on, you know you want to put them together...

拜托，你知道你想把它們放在一起的。

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Brian Bennett 22 hours ago
Big BUTT teeny weenie!

大屁屁小屁屁
#50 啊￥%#@

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This Pepper Is About To Sneeze

就要打噴的辣椒

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Lydia Dean-Melchior 20 hours ago
Gesundheit.

祝你健康
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Daniel Atkins 16 hours ago
Also looks like the underside of a sting ray.

看起來(lái)也像黃貂魚(yú)肚皮那面。

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PjandBolt 1 week ago
Someone should draw some of these into cartoon characters

應(yīng)該有人把其中一些畫(huà)成卡通人物

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Monday 1 week ago
Seeing things like this makes me wonder how farmers reacted to misshapen crops like this hundreds of years ago. Did they understand they were harmless mutations or was this the basis for "witchcraft" allegations?

看到這些東西就我就想知道幾百年前農(nóng)民們碰到這種樣畸形作物時(shí)是何反應(yīng)。他們是否知道這些都只是無(wú)害的突變結(jié)果，還是以為遭到“巫術(shù)”詛咒了?

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Ola Polowczyk 1 week ago
Probably the latter

估計(jì)他們認(rèn)為是后者

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Meeow 1 week ago
Nature is funny and interesting!

大自然真奇妙!

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Obi Wang Kenobi 1 week ago
Most of these are just proof that aliens exist

其中有不少恰恰證明了外星人存在的證據(jù)
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pebs 1 week ago
Really funny!

確實(shí)好玩。
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Nevits Yibble 1 week ago (edited)
Of course, if any of these happened to even remotely look like Jesus, the vertical freakout factor (VFF) would be cranked up to 11 by the god-heads

當(dāng)然，要是這些東西中有任何一個(gè)碰巧長(zhǎng)得像耶穌，那么“縱長(zhǎng)變異因子”就會(huì)被神頭們給強(qiáng)行拔高到惡魔魔鬼方面的。

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Fruits, vegetables, and berries come in various shapes and sizes?—just like humans do. However, unlike with people, we don't often see diverse-looking produce in stores. As it turns out, produce is held to strict and unrealistic "beauty" standards which result in tremendous amounts of perfectly edible vegetables and fruits being thrown away or fed to livestock.

果蔬和漿果大小形狀各異——就像人類體型一樣。然而，與人不同的是，我們很少在商店里看到都是大小整齊劃一的農(nóng)產(chǎn)品。事實(shí)證明，農(nóng)產(chǎn)品被嚴(yán)格而不切實(shí)際的“美麗”標(biāo)準(zhǔn)所限制，其結(jié)果就是大量完全可以食用的蔬菜和水果被扔掉或喂給牲畜。
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Yet from time to time, some of the ugly and imperfect veggies slide past the strict uation process and end up in stock. Unused to the sight, many customers avoid buying them; however, those who buy food online don't always have the opportunity to see what they'll get.

然而，偶爾也會(huì)有一些較丑不完美的蔬菜逃過(guò)嚴(yán)格篩選過(guò)程，最終進(jìn)入倉(cāng)庫(kù)里存儲(chǔ)。由于不習(xí)慣這種“特殊”的東西，許多顧客自然都避免購(gòu)買;然而，那些在網(wǎng)上購(gòu)買食物的人并不常有機(jī)會(huì)看到他們沒(méi)看到的東西。

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That's why when a Twitter user named Naomi ordered 1 kg of sweet potatoes, she was surprised to get one mutant potato she called "PotatoZilla." Inspired by this funny incident, we decided to gather a list of sizeable units people got when ordering produce. Check them all out below!

這就是為什么當(dāng)一位名叫娜奧米的推特網(wǎng)友網(wǎng)購(gòu)地瓜時(shí)，她驚訝地買到了1公斤，一個(gè)她稱之為“PotatoZilla”的變異土豆。受到這個(gè)有趣事件的啟發(fā)，我們決定收集一份人們?cè)谫I農(nóng)產(chǎn)品時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)巨型產(chǎn)品情況清單。讓我們接著往下看!

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#51

Annabeth Chase 1 year ago
Even the dog is impressed

就連狗狗都給看愣住了

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Dave Chapman 1 year ago
I think he's actually scared, thinking "If she drops that thing, I'm TOAST!!"

我覺(jué)得狗狗是真心害怕，心想“如果主人沒(méi)拿住那東西，我就完了。

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N G 1 year ago
Don't make doggo cry

可別讓狗狗流淚了

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-AestheticDevil- 1 year ago
That is one big onion! And the dogs eyes are beautiful.

超大個(gè)洋蔥!狗狗的眼睛也挺漂亮的。

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M E 1 year ago
Super sized tears

超大個(gè)催淚蛋
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jamie1707 1 year ago
There must be a whole lot of veg out there that was meant for restaurants.

有很多蔬菜肯定是給餐館用的。

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deanna woods 1 year ago
An onion the size of a dog's head.

狗頭大小的洋蔥。
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Dorothy Cloud 1 year ago
That would be difficult to peel~

這洋蔥可就難剝了

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Warren Eakins 1 year ago
What a sweet dog. Such composure.

好可愛(ài)的狗狗。相當(dāng)冷靜。

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Kylie Stovall 1 year ago
huh what i was only looking at that cute dog

只有那只可愛(ài)的狗狗引起了我注意么

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Sandy J Renfroe 1 year ago
The look on the dog's face...

看看狗狗的表情
#52 “巨根”

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umutgklp 1 year ago
Arm for scale cool.

快都趕上小胳膊長(zhǎng)了，厲害

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Linda HS 1 year ago
And, that's what we call a ‘foot long banana’...do not let the minions see it

這就是我們所說(shuō)的“一英尺長(zhǎng)的香蕉”么…可千萬(wàn)別讓小黃人看到

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Felipe StillChill 1 year ago
You are super lucky I love bananas

你太幸運(yùn)了，我喜歡吃香蕉

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deanna woods 1 year ago
You will get all the potassium you will ever need out of that big boy.

你會(huì)從那個(gè)大家伙身上汲取到你所需要的鉀

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Surya Amriza 1 year ago
In Indonesia, we have a species of big and long banana and we call it Horn Banana (Pisang Tanduk).

在印度尼西亞，我們那兒有一種又大又長(zhǎng)的香蕉，我們叫它香蕉角

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Beeps 1 year ago
Now that’s just obscene

簡(jiǎn)直個(gè)太猥瑣了

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Matthew Smith 1 year ago
but ever so satisfying!

但會(huì)令某些人相當(dāng)滿意的
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Daniel Embree 1 year ago
Erotic

搞黃色

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backatya 1 year ago
Damn I know what she's going to do with that...

該死，我知道她會(huì)用它來(lái)做什么……

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JLaw 1 year ago
Wow! That's a meal not a snack!

哇哦，這都快趕上一頓飯的量了，都已經(jīng)算不上零食范疇了

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#53

Matthew Smith 1 year ago
You don't live near a nuclear power plant by any chance?????

難道你住在核電站附近？

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Paulina Plewa 1 year ago
These are for animals...

這是給牲畜吃的吧

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mario.b 1 year ago
That is my guess also, the taste of this carrots not going to be great

我也是這么想的，我猜這胡蘿卜的味道不能太好

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Id row 1 year ago
I wonder if these suppliers are intentionally trolling people, lol.

我想知道那些供貨商是不是想有意挑釁大家呢，哈哈。
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Christian Musto 1 year ago
he’d probably use them for wrongful purposes

這東堤可能被用在不正經(jīng)的方面上

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Mo Poppins 1 year ago
LOVE the big carrots! Much less work when you’re prepping a large quantity, since you don’t have to peel as many. Plus, their super-sized form is just impressive. I can only find them in Asian groceries, though...unfortunately. At least I know a restaurant supplier is a guaranteed win.

我喜歡大胡蘿卜!蘿卜越大，你就越省事，因?yàn)槟悴恍枰髂敲炊嗟奶}卜了。此外，它們的超大體型令人印象深刻。我只能在亞洲菜市場(chǎng)里找到它們，不過(guò)……很不幸。至少我知道餐廳供應(yīng)商肯定能贏到訂單的。

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Tiina Lehtineva 1 year ago
This is my favorite! I would love to have this!

我最喜歡吃這玩意!我想要這個(gè)

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Michelle Schoofs 1 year ago
Time to start choppin' the carrots! It may take a while.

該切削蘿卜了!這可能需要“一點(diǎn)”時(shí)間。

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Elly Clifton 1 year ago
Saves on peeling

可以吃多少削多少啊
#54 大…藍(lán)莓

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A Lazy Spider 1 year ago
Plot twist: the apple's just really small

反倒是顯得蘋(píng)果小了
#55 寶貝

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deanna woods 1 year ago
Baby sweet potato.

地瓜寶寶

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Janine B. 1 year ago
Aww, what's his name?

你的寶寶叫什么名

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M E 1 year ago
The labor pains must have been incredible ( epidural please )

生它的時(shí)候一定很痛苦吧(做無(wú)痛分娩手術(shù)吧)

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ford prefect 1 year ago
my baby, go to sleep....

睡吧，睡吧，我的寶貝

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Teresa Groth 1 year ago
That’s worth the money!

這玩意得老值錢了吧

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Preeti Rawat 1 year ago
Congratulations!

恭喜

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Dave P 1 year ago
not that crazy size for a late harvest sweet potato

對(duì)于晚收的紅薯來(lái)說(shuō)，這尺寸還不算太大
#56 我們當(dāng)中出現(xiàn)了個(gè)叛徒

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deanna woods 1 year ago
I feel sorry for the hen that laid that egg.

我真為下了那個(gè)蛋的母雞感到難過(guò)。

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Bunzilla 1 year ago
We got an egg like this once. It looked truly bizarre, and the texture was kinda rough. (The poor hen...) It turned out that there was ANOTHER, regular egg inside of that egg. I wish we'd taken pictures.

我們也遇過(guò)一次這樣的蛋。它看起來(lái)真的很奇怪，質(zhì)地也有點(diǎn)粗糙。(可憐的母雞…)結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)在那個(gè)蛋里里還包著另一個(gè)普通的蛋。我真希望當(dāng)時(shí)我們拍了照片。

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M Adams 1 year ago
And the chicken walked funny for a week

這母雞走了一個(gè)星期的滑稽步吧

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Eemeli Saarelainen (Molter) 1 year ago
Technically, the hen is a dinosaur.

嚴(yán)格來(lái)說(shuō)，這只母雞算是恐龍的一種。

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Nora Stone 1 year ago
E G G

巨蛋

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Mark Sheffield 1 year ago (edited)
Ostrich identifying as a hen?

冒充母雞的鴕鳥(niǎo)下的？

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Becklass 1 year ago
Sometimes these have another whole egg inside, I have chickens who have laid them. Or a double yolk.

有時(shí)候這種蛋里面還含有一個(gè)完整的蛋，我養(yǎng)過(guò)的雞就下過(guò)這種蛋。這種蛋又叫做雙黃蛋。

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Susann Campbell 1 year ago
Is this the start of The Ugly Duckling story?

這是丑小鴨故事的開(kāi)始嗎

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Jude 1 year ago
OP: "How did a duck egg get in with the rest?"

一個(gè)鴨蛋是怎么和其他蛋混在一起的
#57 大蔥

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Taryn Franco Perez 1 year ago
Well you don't want your fridge to be leek-ing

你想冰箱里就只裝根蔥？
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Surya Amriza 1 year ago
Well, it's a leek-king so it would be.

哇，這應(yīng)該是蔥王吧

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Claes Gustavsson 1 year ago
I actually don't think that looks so unusual. At least not here in Sweden. Big, but not THAT big.

我覺(jué)得這看起來(lái)沒(méi)怎么特別的。至少在瑞典不算什么。是大，但沒(méi)那么大。
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Juniper 1 year ago
Yes, here in Germany this is also pretty standard sized leek.

是的，在德國(guó)這邊，這也就算是普通大小的大蔥了。

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Meyer Weinstock 1 year ago
Call the plumber! There's a leek in the kitchen!

叫水管工!廚房里有一根大蔥!
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earringnut 1 year ago
Where are you going to take it?

你帶著他想干嘛去?

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Sue Hazlewood 1 year ago
I don't buy them unless they are that size. Are you used to smaller ones?

除了這種大小，否則我是不會(huì)買的。你喜歡小一點(diǎn)的嗎

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M E 1 year ago
Call the plumber we have a major leak here

應(yīng)該給管道工打電話，這里有個(gè)管道爆了
#58 對(duì)付吸血鬼的大殺器
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that one sushi 1 year ago
One clove of garlic? okay...

獨(dú)頭蒜？好吧

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Monika Soffronow 1 year ago
"Solo garlic, also known as single clove garlic, monobulb garlic, single bulb garlic, or pearl garlic, is a type of Allium sativum (garlic). The size of the single clove differs from approximately 25 to 50 mm in diameter. It has the flavour of the garlic clove but is somewhat milder and slightly perfumed." (Wikipedia)

獨(dú)頭蒜，又稱單瓣蒜、單球莖蒜、單球莖蒜或珍珠蒜，是大蒜的一種。獨(dú)頭蒜的直徑可以從25毫米到50毫米不等。它有蒜的味道，但辣味不烈，香味更濃。”(維基百科)

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Emma Pham 1 year ago
well no vampires at least

好吧，至少?zèng)]吸血鬼

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Miles Remmel 1 year ago
All the recipe needs is one clove of garlic...

這道菜只需一瓣蒜

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KJena 1 year ago
You can make 10 dishes out of that single clove..

這個(gè)獨(dú)頭蒜你都可以做成10道菜了

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Carol Emory 1 year ago
What is this?

這都啥玩仍？

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M E 1 year ago
Social distancing on steroids

保持社交距離（的利器）

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JOHANNA MUELLER 1 year ago
That is the most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes on!

這是我見(jiàn)過(guò)的最漂亮的東西!

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Mo Poppins 1 year ago
That wristwatch/bracelet looks more like a TOURNIQUET.

那個(gè)手表還是手鐲什么的看起來(lái)更像個(gè)止血帶。
#59 真牛油果

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Meyer Weinstock 1 year ago
yeah, that's common for California Haas...

是的，這種牛油果在加州很常見(jiàn)

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Kevin Donegan 1 year ago
There are many varieties of avocados ... most of us only known one type, hass avocados.

牛油果有很多種……我們大多數(shù)人只知道一種類型，哈斯牛油果。

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Lululoohoo 1 year ago
The trick to picking a avocado that has lots of meat is picking one that is slender and not too round! the rounder the avo, the bigger the seed.

選擇有著多肉的牛油果是需要技巧的，盡量選擇瘦溜的而不是又大又圓的!因?yàn)榕Ｓ凸綀A潤(rùn)，里面的仔就越大。

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NMN 1 year ago
That would be considered small if it was the variety we have in Brazil

在我們巴西，這種牛油果都算是小的.
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Anne 1 year ago
I had one this size.. Unfortunately.. seed was more than half of it :( (yes, I kept the seed, it's in water now.. maybe it will sprout)

我有一個(gè)這種大小的…不幸的是. .(是的，就剩下仔了，它現(xiàn)在泡在水里…沒(méi)準(zhǔn)它能發(fā)芽)

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Randi Roble 1 year ago
They're all that big here in Hawaii. But the Hawaii ones taste like grass or lettuce- no flavor.

在夏威夷牛油果都是這么大個(gè)的。但是夏威夷牛油果的味道吃起來(lái)像草或生菜，沒(méi)啥味道。

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ProductofNZ 1 year ago
I bought one similar in Tahiti. My wife and I were so excited.....but it was totally not ripe and we ended up not being able to eat it. We are still crushed about that.

我在塔希提島買了一個(gè)類這個(gè)大小的。我和我老婆非常興奮.....可它沒(méi)完全熟透，最終還是沒(méi)法吃。我們一直耿耿于懷。

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Eagle Girl 1 year ago
That's a Florida avocado or Slimcado, and Yes, that's the normal size

這是佛羅里牛油果，沒(méi)錯(cuò)，這是正常大小

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