QA:你認為你永遠不會做的10件事是什么?
What are 10 things you think you''ll never do?譯文簡介
競選美國總統(tǒng)。誰知道呢?我可以在20年內(nèi)參選,但老實說,總統(tǒng)這個職位壓力很大,我對從政一開始就不感興趣。
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* Vape - Its pretty self explanatory because there are so many negative implications for your health. I know that some people say that it helps them get away from smoking addictions, but vaping has lead to an awful lot of teenagers smoking and I’d rather not get caught up in that.
* Run for President of the United States - Who knows? I could run in twenty years, but honestly the POTUS is a pretty stressful job and I’m not interested in going into politics in the first place.
* Die from a falling coconut - This might sound trivial, but that has been the cause of death from about 150 people. Now, given that over a hundred billion humans have lived so far on Earth, I’d say the odds of that happening to me are pretty slim.
【回答】
* 電子煙。這是很明顯的,因為對你的健康有太多的負面影響。我知道有些人說電子煙可以幫助他們遠離吸煙成癮,但是電子煙已經(jīng)導致了很多青少年吸煙,我不想被卷入其中。
* 競選美國總統(tǒng)。誰知道呢?我可以在20年內(nèi)參選,但老實說,總統(tǒng)這個職位壓力很大,我對從政一開始就不感興趣。
* 死于掉落的椰子。這聽起來可能不足掛齒,但這已經(jīng)是大約150人死亡的原因了?,F(xiàn)在,考慮到迄今為止已經(jīng)有超過一千億人類生活在地球上,我得說這種事情發(fā)生在我身上的可能性非常小。
* Get a thousand followers on Quora - Everybody has thought about what it would be like. As of writing I have gotten a pretty good amount of views and upvotes, but haven’t even reached a hundred followers so the odds of this happening anytime soon is unlikely.
* Eat broccoli and enjoy it - I’ve always wondered if broccoli are mini-trees or if trees are giant broccoli, but then it hit me - it doesn’t matter since both taste bad in my mind. If you give me broccoli, I’ll probably eat it out of politeness, but that doesn’t mean I’ll be asking for seconds lol.
* 中彩票。從統(tǒng)計學上來說我中彩票的幾率很低。特別是當我從來沒有買過一張票,也沒打算買的時候。
* 在QA上擁有一千名粉絲。每個人都想過這會是什么樣子。在寫這篇文章的時候,我已經(jīng)得到了相當多的瀏覽和支持,但是還沒有達到一百個粉絲,所以這種情況在短期內(nèi)發(fā)生的可能性不大。
* 吃西蘭花并享受它。我一直想知道西蘭花是迷你樹還是樹是巨型西蘭花,但我突然想到,這并不重要,因為它們在我心目中都很難吃。如果你給我西蘭花,我可能會出于禮貌而吃,但這并不意味著我會要求再吃一次,哈哈。
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* Go skydiving - I get that some people think that it is fun, and thats okay. People can do whatever they want to do. Its their call, but skydiving doesn’t really seem like my style, you know?
* Go to space - I love spaceships and when I was a little kid, I wanted to be an astronaut. I know, I was so original, but even today, I feel like a little kid whenever I watch one of the SpaceX rockets launch. Unfortunately, the leading space tourism companies like Virgin Galactic and Blue Origin are planning charging about a quarter of a million dollars for a seat, so… haha, probably not.
* 劈腿某人。鑒于我從來沒有過女朋友,這就像彩票一樣... 無論如何... 我不會那么做。我見過人們被這種情況搞得四分五裂,我更愿意坦率地談論可能出現(xiàn)的任何問題,而不是完全破壞友誼/關系。
* 去跳傘。我知道有些人認為跳傘很有趣,沒關系。人們可以做任何他們想做的事。這是他們的決定,但是跳傘看起來不像我的風格,你知道吧?
* 進入太空。我喜歡宇宙飛船,當我還是個小孩子的時候,我想成為一名宇航員。我知道,我很奇怪,但即使是今天,每當我看到 SpaceX 的火箭發(fā)射,我還是覺得自己像個小孩子。不幸的是,像維珍銀河公司和藍色起源公司這樣的領先太空旅游公司正計劃一個座位收費25萬美元,所以... 哈哈,大概不會實現(xiàn)了。
To everyone reading - thanks and have a wonderful day!
我竟然寫完了!哇,我簡直不敢相信我花了半個小時在這上面,它可能也不會有多少的瀏覽量。所有這些都是有意義的,但是我不想在未來把自己逼到一個角落。如果我真的去了太空,或者成為了總統(tǒng),或者中了彩票怎么辦?那就太棒了!不過,有一件事是不會發(fā)生的,那就是我回答這個問題的一個更長版本。
感謝每一位閱讀的人,祝你們有美好的一天!
* Draw social security. That's gonna be all gone by the time I'm old enough.
* Run for any political office. I wanna stay as far away from that cesspool of corruption as possible.
* Allow someone else to dictate how I live. The way I choose to live is my business.
* Stop practicing martial arts. I've been doing it for 24 years. I'll be damned if I give that up.
* Stop bettering my financial situation. It never hurts to have money. The more you have, the better off you are because the world runs in it. That money can't buy happiness thing is a cop out for people can't make money. Money won't buy it directly, but enough of it can buy a Ferrari. I guarantee that the guy driving out of the dealership in a brand new F8 is happy as hell. Shit I think lack of money is actually more likely to turn you into a hater because it's always the people without money getting envious and shit talking the people with money. Shit, I'm envious of them. The difference between me and a hater though is that I'm too busy actually working towards that to spend time hating on the people already there. I just wanna get my damn Enzo. I don't give a fuck that all those other people got em before me.
【回答】曾在美國海軍服役(2009年-2015年)
* 領取社會保險。等我老了,到那時那些都會消失。
* 競選任何政治職位。我想盡可能遠離那個腐敗的污水坑。
* 讓別人來決定我的生活方式。我選擇的生活方式是我自己的事。
* 停止練習武術(shù)。我已經(jīng)練習24年了。如果我放棄,我會被詛咒的。
* 停止改善我的經(jīng)濟狀況。有錢沒什么不好。你擁有的越多,你的生活就會越好,因為世界都在其中運轉(zhuǎn)?!敖疱X買不到幸?!笔悄切┵嵅坏藉X的人的借口。錢雖然不能直接買到它,但足夠買一輛法拉利了。我保證那個開著全新的F8從經(jīng)銷店開出來的家伙一定非常高興。草,我認為缺錢實際上更有可能使你變成一個仇恨者,因為總是那些沒錢的人會嫉妒,并且說那些有錢的人的壞話??浚艺媪w慕他們。我和一個仇恨者的區(qū)別在于,我太忙于實際工作而沒有時間去仇恨那些已經(jīng)到那程度的人。我只是想要擁有一輛他媽的法拉利恩佐。我才不在乎其他人比我先得到它們。
* Stop enjoying video games. I've loved them for as long as I can remember and I'm not changing that anytime soon.
* I'll never kill myself. To me, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. I cannot put my family through that.
* 心甘情愿地讓別人搶走屬于我的東西。不管是用武力還是詐騙。我不能容忍別人把我當作可以隨便搶走東西的家伙。我為我所擁有的努力工作。我絕對不會讓別人拿走。政府對此征稅已經(jīng)夠糟糕了,我對此也無能為力。我會使用一切必要手段,包括致命武力,來保護我的東西。
* 停止玩電子游戲。從我有記憶以來,我就一直愛玩游戲,而且我不會很快改變這點。
* 我永遠不會自殺。對我來說,自殺只是暫時問題的永久解決方案。我不能讓我的家人承受這些痛苦。
* Kiss anyone's ass. I got to where I am not by dickriding the right person but by letting my work speak for itself and not anyone else take credit for it. I never sugarcoat things. I'm always blunt, clear, brutally honest, and straight to the point. I do business that way because I value efficiency over someone else's feelings. I work to make money, not friends. I can make friends in my spare time. Because I'm like that, I've never once had the need to kiss any ass.
* 把我的槍都扔掉。我從小就用槍了。我也沒有在任何公共場所開過槍,我的犯罪記錄里也沒有任何與槍支有關的東西。我不會干坐著讓自己為別人做的事受到懲罰。我也不會為了迎合別人的情感而放棄任何公民權(quán)利。我選擇擁有它們,我擁有多少,我擁有什么,這些都是我自己的事。如果你不喜歡它們,并且因此沒有擁有它們,那是你自己的事。
* 拍任何人的馬屁。我之所以能取得今天的成就,并不是因為我找到了合適的人,而是因為我讓自己的工作為自己說話,而沒有讓任何人邀功。我從不粉飾任何事情。我總是直言不諱,言簡意賅,極其誠實,直奔主題。我這樣做生意,是因為我把效率看得比別人的感受更重要。我工作是為了賺錢,不是為了交朋友。我可以在業(yè)余時間交朋友。因為我就是這樣的人,我從來沒有拍過馬屁的需要。
* Smoke. My grandpa (mom’s dad) died from lung cancer when I was only a year old. Because of this I never got to meet him and I wish I could’ve. According to my mom he was a nice guy and was such a good singer that he could’ve became a famous country star but he didn’t pursue that.
* Drink. My family has this thing where we can get drunk and addicted faster than the average person. I think it’s called low alcohol tolerance or something like that. It’s also on both sides of my family so drinking is a definite no.
* Go into a career that I won’t like. I think going into a career that you don’t like is really stupid. If you don’t want to be a doctor than why are you doing it? I’m very passionate about music so even if I never become famous or make a lot of money from it, that’s what I’m going to pursue.
【回答】
* 吸煙。我的外公在我一歲的時候死于肺癌。因為這個原因,我從來沒有見過他,我希望我能見到他。據(jù)我媽媽說,他是一個很好的人,是一個很好的歌手,他本可以成為一個著名的鄉(xiāng)村歌手,但他沒有追求那個目標。
* 喝酒。我們家有這樣一種情況,我們可以比一般人更快地喝醉和上癮。我認為這叫做低酒精耐受性或者類似的東西。我們家都有,所以絕對不能喝酒。
* 從事我不喜歡的職業(yè)。我認為從事一份你不喜歡的工作是非常愚蠢的。如果你不想成為一名醫(yī)生,那你為什么還要做呢?我對音樂充滿熱情,所以即使我從來沒有出名或者從中賺很多錢,那也是我將要追求的。
* Sex before marriage. I’m doing the whole abstinent thing mostly because I would like to avoid having a kid with someone I may not marry and also because I wouldn’t want to get an STD or something like that.
* Go to an Ivy League college. My family is what is described as lower middle class so there’s no way I’ll ever get to go. My parents can’t even afford to pay for one of us to go to college so I’m just going to have to work at a job while going to college.
* Have too many kids too fast. I actually want to have more than two kids but I would like to have some time between each kid. My mom had four kids in just six years and I don’t like being so close in age with my siblings. I would like to have anywhere from two–five years between each kid.
* 被逮捕。警察并沒有接受過如何處理一個孤獨癥患者的訓練,我想如果我被逮捕了,他們會認為我是在拒捕,而實際上我是恐慌發(fā)作。
* 婚前性行為。我之所以禁欲,主要是因為我不想和我可能不會結(jié)婚的人生孩子,也因為我不想染上性病或類似的疾病。
* 去常春藤大學。我的家庭就是所謂的中下階層,所以我不可能去得了的。我父母甚至負擔不起我們中任何一個人上大學的費用,所以我在上大學的同時還要工作。
* 過快生太多孩子。我實際上想要兩個以上的孩子,但是我希望每個孩子之間有一些時間間隔。我媽媽在短短六年時間里生了四個孩子,我不喜歡和我的兄弟姐妹年齡這么接近。我希望每個孩子之間有兩到五年的時間。
* Force my religion on my kids. Just because I’m a Christian does not mean that I’m going to force my kids to also be Christians. I know that my religious beliefs will influence my kids beliefs but I want them to know that I will continue to love and support them no matter what religion they follow.
* Become homophobic. I honestly have no idea how I would even become homophobic. I’ve been questioning my sexuality and I think I may be bisexual so I don’t think homophobia is something I would even do.
* 離婚。我知道我無法控制生活的結(jié)果,在未來我可能不得不離婚,但我真的希望我不必離婚,主要是因為我不想讓我的孩子們遭受這樣的痛苦。我打算在結(jié)婚之前確保我的另一半是我的真命天子。
* 把我的宗教信仰強加給我的孩子。僅僅因為我是一個基督徒并不意味著我要強迫我的孩子也成為基督徒。我知道我的宗教信仰會影響我的孩子的信仰,但是我想讓他們知道,無論他們信仰什么宗教,我都會繼續(xù)愛他們,支持他們。
* 成為恐同者。老實說,我真的不知道我怎么樣才會變成恐同者。我一直在質(zhì)疑自己的性取向,我認為自己可能是雙性戀,所以我不認為自己會恐同。
* Live in a place that isn’t freezing cold and snowy and least part of the year. My sister and I are definitely winter people and love the feel of a cold wind on our faces. It doesn’t have to be really, really cold, like minus 50 degrees F. Someplace that gets down to 0 degrees F on occasion would be sufficient.
* Live somewhere without my sister. Perhaps another person or persons could live with us, but my sister and I could never stand being separated for very long.
* Live without a kitty in my life. I’m not quite a crazy cat lady yet, but I can see myself heading in that direction.
* Stop dancing We’ve been dancing ever since I can remember, and we’re not about to stop now. We don’t perform or do much ballet anymore, but dancing by ourselves is just fine. We don’t move as quickly, or jump as high, but still have a whole heap fun moving around.
【回答】在冰島出生和成長。
* 生活在一個不會冷、不會下雪的地方,而且一年中至少有一段時間是這樣的。我和姐姐絕對是喜歡冬天的人,喜歡寒風吹在臉上的感覺。但不一定要非常非常冷,比如零下50華氏度,偶爾降到零度就足夠了。
* 離開我姐姐去別的地方生活。也許其他人可以和我們一起生活,但是我和姐姐不能忍受長時間的分離。
* 生活中沒有貓咪。我還不是一個瘋狂的愛貓女性,但我可以預見自己正朝著這個方向前進。
* 停止跳舞。從我記事起我們就一直在跳舞現(xiàn)在我們不會停止。我們不再表演或者跳很多芭蕾舞,但是我們自己跳就很好了。我們不會移動得那么快,也不會跳得那么高,但是移動仍然有很多樂趣。
* Go into politics In Iceland we usually just laugh at politicians, but since moving to the United States I’m shocked at the absolute hypocrisy, distortion of the truth, and viperous rhetoric just dripping with hate, that emanates from both major parties. Our neighbor likes to call politicians weasels and snakes, but I think that would be a great disservice to the weasels and snakes of the world.
* 停止演奏音樂。我喜歡聽音樂,但實際上演奏音樂更有趣。我們的房子上有不同的樂器掛著,自發(fā)地拿起一把豎琴或者其他什么東西,然后開始演奏,真是太棒了。我的姐姐幾乎總是會抓起一件樂器開始一起演奏。
* 在冰島從政。我們通常只是嘲笑政客,但自從搬到美國后,我對兩個主要政黨表現(xiàn)出的絕對虛偽、對真相的歪曲和充滿仇恨的惡毒言辭感到震驚。我們的鄰居喜歡把政客叫做黃鼠狼和蛇,但我認為這對世界上的黃鼠狼和蛇來說是極大的傷害。
* Live far from the ocean I don’t think I could ever live some place where I couldn’t hear or smell the sea from my house.
* Have a pet tarantula If it ever got loose, I would have to sell the house and move to another country.
* Stop reading real books Computers are fine, but they can never replace how luxurious and sensual a real book feels in your hands. They even smell great and look snazzy in a bookcase.
* 停止吃酸奶。我真的相信我對酸奶上癮了。
* 住在遠離大海的地方。我不認為我能住在一個聽不到海聲,在家里聞不到海水味的地方。
* 養(yǎng)一只寵物狼蛛。如果它跑走了,我就不得不賣掉房子搬到另一個國家去。
* 停止閱讀真正的書。電腦雖然很好,但它們永遠無法取代你手中一本真書的奢華和感官享受。它們甚至聞起來很棒,放在書架上看起來也很時髦。
* I will never take hard drugs. My dad, through his life choices, taught me the consequences of them.
* I will never fail to take responsibility for my actions, as doing so halters personal and professional growth. I will always admit when I am wrong and do all that I can to improve the situation.
* I will never stop learning. As the classic saying goes, the more you know, the more that you find that you don’t know. I am a life-long formal and informal learner, a proud consumer of knowledge.
* I will never jump into a river even though I live in beautiful, scenic West Virginia. I have an irrational fear of parasites, and for that matter, getting ticks in the woods.
* I will never fail to stick up for the little guy. I was born “the weird girl” and was constantly bullied. I advocate to end this cycle.
【回答】西弗吉尼亞大學社會學研究生助教
* 我永遠不會吸毒,我爸爸通過他的人生選擇,教會了我吸毒的后果。
* 我永遠不會不對自己的行為負責,因為這樣做會阻礙個人和職業(yè)的成長。當我犯錯的時候,我總是會承認,并且盡我所能去改善這種情況。
* 我永遠不會停止學習。正如經(jīng)典諺語所說:你知道的越多,你不知道的就越多。我是一個終身的正式和非正式的學習者,一個自豪的知識消費者。
* 我永遠不會跳進河里。即使我住在美麗、風景優(yōu)美的西弗吉尼亞州。我對寄生蟲有一種莫名的恐懼,還有,害怕森林里的蜱蟲。
* 我永遠不會不為小家伙挺身而出。我生來就是“怪女孩”,經(jīng)常被人欺負。我會挺身而出結(jié)束這種循環(huán)。
* I will never value money over time. Life is short. Time is truly the most valuable resource we have.
* I will never be single again. I am lucky enough to have met the love of my life at a young 22-years-old. I am now an engaged 24-year-old and I can’t wait to see what life has ahead for us.
* I will never forget my roots. I plan to achieve big things one day- “My parents asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer is plain to see, I want to be famous…” one day, I may have fame and fortune, but at heart, I will always be a girl who grew up in rural Pennsylvania playing World of Warcraft.
* I will never fake who I am. At the end of the day, you can only authentically be yourself, and you owe it to yourself.
* 我永遠不會成為教授。這是一個美好的白日夢,但市場似乎非常激烈,只有極少數(shù)的席位。如果我有的話,會是一個教書的職位。無論如何,我計劃獲得教育博士學位,并在工業(yè)和/或公立學校工作。
* 我永遠不會隨著時間而看重金錢。人生苦短。時間是我們擁有的最寶貴的資源。
* 我永遠不會再單身了。我很幸運,在22歲的時候,遇到了我一生的摯愛。我現(xiàn)在24歲,已經(jīng)訂婚了,我迫不及待地想看看我們的生活會是怎樣的。
* 我永遠不會忘記我的根。我計劃有一天成就一番大事業(yè)“我父母問我想成為什么樣的人,現(xiàn)在我想答案顯而易見,我想成為名人... ”有一天,我可能會名利雙收,但在內(nèi)心深處,我將永遠是一個在賓夕法尼亞州鄉(xiāng)村長大玩著魔獸世界游戲的女孩。
* 我永遠不會偽裝自己。在一天結(jié)束的時候,你只能做真實的自己,這是你該做的。
* Ill never do drugs. I watched my friends destroy their life chasing the high. Its not worth losing your family, your looks, your house, your dreams, and your future for a high that barely lasts a hour
* Turn religious-I told myself if I ever do it means my life went terribly wrong somewhere. I hope I never get to that loe point in life
* Hate myself for being white. I love myself, I love my skin. I am not a nazi nor a skinhead. I dont hate other races but I dont feel sorry for being white or owe anybody anything for being white
* Use a tan bed. I have moles to begin with and sunburn easily. I dont want to doom myself to cancer to look prettier
* Be a porn actress. No need to comment
* Wear a tampon unless necessary. I only used it once and that was when I was on my period in Hawaii. I was shark diving…cant bleed near sharks right?
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* 我永遠不會吸毒。我眼睜睜地看著我的朋友們?yōu)榱俗非蟾叱倍鴼Я俗约旱纳?。它不值得你為了一個僅僅持續(xù)一個小時的高潮而失去你的家庭,你的外表,你的房子,你的夢想和你的未來。
* 我永遠不會變得虔誠。我告訴自己,如果我這么做了,就意味著我的生活在某個地方出了大問題。我希望我永遠不會達到那種程度。
* 我永遠不會恨自己是白人。我愛我自己,我愛我的皮膚。我不是納粹,也不是光頭黨。我不討厭其他種族,但我不會為自己是白人而感到遺憾,也不會為自己是白人而虧欠任何人。
* 我永遠不會用日光浴床。我身上長痣,很容易曬傷。我不想為了看起來更漂亮而得癌癥。
* 我永遠不會做色情演員。無需多言。
* 除非有必要,我永遠不會用衛(wèi)生棉條。我只用過一次,那是我在夏威夷經(jīng)期的時候。那時我在玩鯊魚籠潛水... 不能在鯊魚附近流血是吧?
* Eat Bugs : I'm serious. If you have been to the markets in several South East Asian countries like Vietnam and Cambodia , there are actually such things as deep fried tarantula and worms. I will never ever get any of those near my face.
* Get Drunk . Being a control freak. How could I possibly allow myself to lose my sobriety even if it's just for a while ? Even the mere thought of it gives me anxiety.
* Reveal Someone Else's Secret to Another Person Just for the sake of getting even. Even if someone turned me into a seething cauldron of anger , I would never reveal any particulars that they shared with me but wouldn't let anyone or someone specific to know. It's just something I would never do. Secrets are secrets, even if I'm not told to keep it. It's just something called common sense.
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* 吃蟲子:我是認真的。如果你去過一些東南亞國家的市場,比如越南和柬埔寨,實際上有油炸狼蛛和蠕蟲。我永遠不會讓它們靠近我的臉。
* 酩酊大醉。作為一個控制狂。我怎么可能允許自己失去理智,即使只是一段時間?哪怕只是一想到它就讓我焦慮不安。
* 為了報復,把別人的秘密告訴其他人。即使有人讓我火冒三丈,我也絕不會透露他們告訴我的任何細節(jié),也不會讓任何人或某個特定的人知道。這是我永遠不會做的事。秘密就是秘密,即使我沒有被告知要保守秘密。這只是所謂的常識。
* Insulting Someone or Their Beliefs.
* Stop Learning. Being a philomath costs you endless curiosity .
* Yell At People In The Public.
* 對孩子體罰。我寧愿切斷他們的娛樂或讓他們幫助做一些家務,也不愿意傷害他們的身體。
* 侮辱某人或他們的信仰。
* 停止學習。成為一個博學的人需要你無盡的好奇心。
* 在公眾場合大喊大叫。