只在日本才有的奇怪東西
Weird Things That ONLY Exist In Japan
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油管網(wǎng)友：日本的子彈頭列車，真得很順滑，因?yàn)檩喿記]有碰到鐵軌，列車是通過磁懸浮軌道跑的，這也是它可以跑那么快、那么順滑的原因。
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Me the whole vid: JAPAN IS LIVING IN THE FUTURE
整個(gè)視頻看下來，我的感受是：日本活在未來呀
My mom went to japan and she told me that THE TOILET HAS A SEAT HEATER!
我媽去過日本，她告訴我，日本廁所的馬桶蓋有加熱器！
Everybody: Japan is the best place on planet earth! Corona Virus: I''''m About to ruin this whole man''''s career.
每個(gè)人都說：日本是地球上最好的地方！
冠狀病毒說：我要?dú)Я诉@里。
Lia: "Japan is my favorite place in the world!" Me: "The refrigerator is my favorite place in the world (kitchen)" :)
莉亞：日本是世界上我最愛的地方
我：廚房的冰箱，才是我最愛的地方
japan is literally the most advanced country
日本實(shí)際上是世界上最先進(jìn)的國家
If those selfie stands where in America everyone''''s phones would be stolen!
（將手機(jī)放在柱子上自拍），如果這些自拍發(fā)生在美國，那每個(gè)人的手機(jī)都會被偷走！
"Wouldn''''t water be wobbly?"
“水都不晃的嗎？”
Lia: " how can you go that fast and be that smooth" My dirty-minded self: THATS WHAT SHE SAID dear god pls save meh
莉亞：“（高鐵）你怎么可以這么快，還那么順滑”
邪惡的我：她在說什么，上帝啊，請救救我吧
Whenever I get pregnant I know where I''''m going for a whole nine months: Japan
當(dāng)我懷孕的時(shí)候，我知道我要去哪兒度過那九個(gè)月的孕期了，那就是日本
When I used to live in Singapore, they had this fruit called "Star Fruit" and I had a tree of them in my backyard. (We also had a mango tree...) But anyways, the fruit was a cute yellow fruit. When you cut in though, it was the shape of a star!
我住在新加坡的時(shí)候，發(fā)現(xiàn)那里有一種水果，叫“星果”，我的后院就有一棵星果樹，還有一棵芒果樹……不管怎樣，那種水果是非?？蓯鄣狞S色小水果。切開后，它里面是星星的形狀。
friend in 2029 going to have a kid You:”Here’s a flight to Japan!”
如果你朋友打算在2029年要個(gè)孩子，你直接說“這兒有張飛往日本的機(jī)票”
Japan: sorry America America : ugh whatever Japan
日本：美國，對不起啦
美國：呃，沒關(guān)系啦，日本
Sees Japan makes kids clean schools; OMG THATS AMAZING
看看，日本都是讓孩子自己清掃學(xué)校，我的天啦，這太讓人吃驚了
Japan has bags to put on your head in the fitting room Me: what you can sufacate and die
日本在試衣間放了套在頭上的袋子（防止口紅蹭衣服上）
我：這可能會導(dǎo)致窒息和死亡啊
Japan has these new good quality Starbucks drinks why can''''t we have that?
日本有這么多新出的星巴克飲品，為什么我們沒有呢？
When I’m older and I’m ready to give BIRTH I’m going to Japan so I can get that DELICIOUS food
我生孩子的時(shí)候，我要去日本生，這樣我就能吃到那些美味的食物了
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Lia: "Japan is my favourite place in the world!" Me: "My bed is my favourite place in the world!!"
莉亞：日本是世界上我最喜歡的地方
我：我的床是世界上我最喜歡的地方
lia: omg people in japan are soooo nice! also lia: they stole my umbrella 300 times i am so mad!!!
莉亞：天啦，日本人真是太好啦啦啦
也是莉亞：我的傘被他們偷了三百次，我快要瘋了！
Japan :nicest place ever Coronavirus : I''''m about to ruin the place
日本：迄今為止，最好的地方
冠狀病毒：我要?dú)Я诉@里
Everyone:*talks about how japan is so advanced* Me: ouh man I live in Indonesia and Japan attack our country for 3,5 years(I think) but they''''re pretty advanced tho
每個(gè)人都說說，日本是如何的先進(jìn)吧。
我：哦，天啦，我住在印度尼西亞，日本曾經(jīng)打過我們國家，我認(rèn)為戰(zhàn)爭時(shí)間持續(xù)了三五年，但是他們還是相當(dāng)先進(jìn)的
A lot of these things aren’t only in Japan
其中的很多東西，不止日本有
Lia: japan is my favorite place in the world! Me: to get the corona virus
莉亞：日本是我最喜歡的地方
我：那去感染冠狀病毒吧
If u read this hopefully 2020 gets better for you
如果你讀到了這條評論，希望你在2020年里變得更好
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I went buy gum at Japan then I was like “WUT IS THIS PAPER FOR?!?”
在日本買口香糖的時(shí)候，我在想“這張紙是干嘛用的？”
Me watching this when Corona is attacking Japan. Haha not your favourite anymore
我看這個(gè)視頻的時(shí)候，冠狀病毒正在日本傳播。哈哈哈，它不再是你最愛的地方了
She saying that she loves everything in Japan Me: Do you even like corona virus
她說她愛日本的一切。我：你也愛冠狀病毒嗎？
Her: I think Japan in the coolest place in the world. Me and other Japanese people: **Thank you**
她：我認(rèn)為日本是世界上最酷的地方。
我和其他的日本人：謝謝你啊
America: we are the future of the world and we have the best things Japan: hold my sushi plate
美國：我們是世界的未來，我們有世界上最好的東西
日本：看我的壽司拼盤
Japan because everything is amazing and my sister went there and she didn''''t want to leave and when I knew that she was in Pennsylvania I started crying tears of happiness
日本的一切都令人驚訝，我姐姐去了那里，她說她不想離開那。當(dāng)我知道她最后是在美國賓夕法尼亞州的時(shí)候，我流下了幸福的淚水
I''''m half Japanese but I''''ve never been there
我是半個(gè)日本人，但是我從未去過那兒
When I was in play school I tried to pee SO QUIETLY so no one heard me But now about 5 years later I’m here peeing my part off Me now: WHO CARES
我在戲劇學(xué)校的時(shí)候，我尿尿時(shí)盡量保持安靜，這樣就沒人能聽到了。但到現(xiàn)在，大概五年了，我是想怎么尿就怎么尿，誰在乎呢
For a second I forgot the video was "weird things that only exist in japan" an though she was just listing what she liked
有那么一會兒，我都忘了這個(gè)視頻是關(guān)于“只會在日本存在的奇怪東西”，雖然她只是在列舉她喜歡的東西。
Am I the only one who wants to know where she got this fricking jacket? Just me? Ok.
只有我一個(gè)人想知道她的褶邊夾克是在哪兒買的嗎？就我嗎？好吧。
The school also help the kids to do basic cleaning as well so when they''''re living alone there won''''t be any size 14 roaches and new York rats
學(xué)校也會幫助孩子們做基本的清潔工作，這樣他們住的時(shí)候，就不會有十四碼的蟑螂和紐約那樣的老鼠了
Lia:my favorite place in the world is Japan Me: my favorite place in the world is Philiphines Ilove my country Like if you are a filipino
莉亞：我最喜歡的地方是日本
我：我最喜歡的地方是菲律賓。如果你是菲律賓人，肯定會喜歡菲律賓的
Lia: Japan is my favorite place in the world Me: scared of the corona Virus
莉亞：日本是世界上我最喜歡的地方
我：害怕染上冠狀病毒啊
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Me watching in 2020.
我在2020年觀看這個(gè)視頻。
1:55 I went to Thailand and at they mall they have the same toilet, (Thailand is part of Asia if you didn''''t know)
我去過泰國，他們的商場里，也有著同樣的廁所。如果你不知道泰國的話，我來告訴你，泰國是亞洲的一個(gè)國家。
They have banana vending machines in Japan. I''''m never surprised with this country
在日本，他們還有賣香蕉的自動售貨機(jī)。對于這個(gè)國家出現(xiàn)的奇怪東西，我一點(diǎn)兒都不驚訝
I was at Taiwan for vacation and we saw this as well. What they have in the toilet huh? Cameras?
我在臺灣度假，也看過這樣的廁所。日本的廁所里面有什么呢？額，攝像頭？
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I can’t stop laughing but, after eating my moms diner I can’t stop farting!
我忍不住笑了，但是，吃了我媽做的飯以后，我忍不住要放屁！
Japan is the greatest. I feel so lucky to live here.
日本是最棒的。很幸運(yùn)我住在這兒。
Japan. Its alway been my favorite place in the world not just for the anime. Did you know that they wear masks when there sick not to get others sick.
日本一直都是我最喜歡的地方，不僅是因?yàn)樗麄兊膭勇Ｄ阒绬?，日本人生病的時(shí)候，他們會戴上口罩，防止將病傳染給別人。
Bullet trains r really smooth cause the wheels r not on the rail road the train levitates by magnets along the track and that’s y it can go so fast and so smooth
日本的子彈頭列車，真得很順滑，因?yàn)檩喿記]有碰到鐵軌，列車是通過磁懸浮軌道跑的，這也是它可以跑那么快、那么順滑的原因。
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I want the Starbucks that they have Pls
我想要他們那樣的星巴克，求你了
I''''m Hawaii I went to a cat caffe there were cats everywhere
我是夏威夷人，我去了一家貓咪咖啡館，那里到處都是貓
I was about to say you should visit Europe someday when I remembered you were born in the UK
我記得你是在英國出生的呀，我想說你應(yīng)該去歐洲旅旅游
my mom grew up in Japan and is fluent in Japanese
我媽媽在日本長大，會說一口流利的日語
Japan is so cool. The people are so proper and gracious. I wish everywhere was like this..
日本太酷了。日本人是這么的得體和親切。我希望到處都像日本那樣。
In the Plilippines kids clean the classrooms Kids get assigned what day they will clean
在菲律賓，孩子們也是自己清掃教室，孩子們都是值日做清潔。
" Japan is my favorite place!" me thinks of anime. To get the most amount of points, drink a lot of water to win the urinal game
“日本是我最喜愛的地方”我想到的是動漫。還記得有個(gè)片段：為了得到最多的分?jǐn)?shù)，通過喝大量的水來贏得小便比賽
I didn''''t have to wait that long to get into Canada lol
進(jìn)入加拿大，我不需要等待那么長的時(shí)間，哈哈哈
All of these things exist in Taiwan too...
所有這些東西，在臺灣也存在……
In Philippines we do clean our own room too.??
在菲律賓，我們的教室也是自己做清潔
One of the places I''''ve always wanted to go is Australia...
我一直想去的地方，其中一個(gè)就是澳大利亞……
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I want to got to France And eat all there French foods
我想到法國去，吃遍法國所有的美食
when will somebody like china..?And most things in the world, china has it.
什么時(shí)候有人喜歡中國??？世界上大多數(shù)的東西，中國都有。
my favorite place is my bed or the fridge cause I like to eat and like to sleep but for real where would I want to go is Russia my dream place but America will always be me fav
我最愛的地方，是我的床和冰箱，因?yàn)槲蚁矚g吃和睡，但說真的，我想去的地方是俄羅斯，俄羅斯是我的夢想之地，但是美國也是我的最愛。
Lia: Japan has so cool things but America dose not!! so dumb Me: im living in Croatia and we dont even have STARBUCKS!!! Or lockers in school !!
莉亞：日本有這么酷的東西，但是美國卻沒有！太蠢了。
我：我住在克羅尼亞，我們連星巴克都沒有！學(xué)校也沒有儲物柜！
I have a toilet with a sink on the back and I live in Britain.
我住在英國，我的馬桶后面也帶水槽
The mini fridge lockers, we have that in Sweden to.
迷你冰箱，我們?nèi)鸬湟灿信?/b>
I’ve lived in Japan for 3 years and these are insanely true!
我住在日本三年了，這些東西絕對是真實(shí)存在的！
I''''m from Japan and it''''s awsome!
我來自日本，這個(gè)視頻了不起??！
Me 2018 : I like Japan
Me 2019: I''''m gonna go visit Japan
Me 2020: I''''m moving to Japan when I''''m old enough!!!
2018年的我：我喜歡日本
2019年的我：我要去日本旅游
2020年的我：當(dāng)我老的時(shí)候，我要搬到日本去！
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i used to live in japan for 6 years
我曾在日本住了六年
In phillipenes there''''s a school name Xavier University Grade School and we clean our own classroom
在菲律賓，有一所學(xué)校叫澤維爾大學(xué)附屬小學(xué)，我們也是自己清掃教室
I wonder if iphones in china are cheaper since there made there.
我在想，中國的蘋果手機(jī)會不會便宜些，因?yàn)樘O果手機(jī)就是在那兒生產(chǎn)的。
We need Japan to take a trip
我們需要去趟日本旅行了
You make me want to visit Japan even though they might have the Corona virus
雖然他們那兒有冠狀病毒，但是你的視頻讓我想去日本旅游了……
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japan my dream home
日本，我的夢中老家
Omg I''''m going to mexco
天啦，我要去墨西哥
someone take me to Japan
來個(gè)人帶我去日本吧
and here I am getting late because the schedule lied to me and the bus came 5 minute too early
我要遲到了，時(shí)間表騙了我，公交車早走了五分鐘
If I could travel anywhere I would probably go back to Egypt
如果我可以到處旅游的話，我可能會回趟埃及
Seng Chann3周前
跟泰國的餐館一樣，日本的餐館也會擺出塑料的食物模型，有時(shí)候擺的是真的食物
When I saw that cherry blossom Starbucks I was like: Even I live in Asia why don''''t I have FREAKIN CHERRY BLOSSOM STARBUCKS DRINKS?!??!?!
當(dāng)我看到星巴克的櫻花盛開的飲品的時(shí)候，我在納悶：我都住在亞洲了，為什么不去點(diǎn)杯星巴克的櫻花盛開呢？！
At the airport we were going to Mexico
在機(jī)場了，我們將要去墨西哥了
Why can''''t we be as advanced as Japan?
我們?yōu)槭裁床荒芟袢毡疽粯酉冗M(jìn)呢？
Random fact: The possibility of dying on your way to buy a lottery ticket is higher than the possibility of actually winning the lottery.
隨機(jī)的事實(shí)：在買彩票的路上死亡的可能性，高于你中大獎的可能性
Am in Japan i was BORN in Japan I LIVED in Japan from 2012 to 2020
我在日本，我生于日本，住在日本，從2012年到2020年
Learned a lot! Thanks
學(xué)到了很多，謝謝
My favorite place is Tokyo!!
我最喜愛的地方是東京！
Japan is known for its strong Toilet Culture
日本以擅長廁所文化而出名
just saying the footage of the fast train is from china not japan
只想說，快車的那段鏡頭，來自中國的高鐵，不是日本的
Here in Australia we don''''t have star-bucks ;-;
我在澳大利亞，我們的星巴克沒有那樣的甜品
All the Japanese know you are from America when you''''re the only one to not reverse park.
當(dāng)你是唯一反向停車的那個(gè)人的時(shí)候，所有日本人都知道你是來自美國了
I am so glad I am Japanese
很高興我是個(gè)日本人
Wait I know why they have these nice things, they want you to live there because of that nice things. Forever....
等下，我知道他們?yōu)槭裁磿羞@些好東西了。他們想讓你因?yàn)檫@些美好的東西，永遠(yuǎn)地住在那里……