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Should we teach Children the Bible in schools?

我們應該在學校教孩子們圣經(jīng)嗎?


I think we should because:
* Children would be better behaved
* Children would listen to their parents more
* Children wouldn''''t shoot up schools
* Children would recognize the evils of liberalism and socialism
* Children wouldn''''t be having sex all the time
* They would realize that there are only 2 genders
* There would be no more trannies, homos, and pedophiles
* Children would be parting, drinking, doing drugs, or smoking weed all the time
* Children wouldn''''t be hippies and would support our troops to fight terrorism and protect democracy all around the world
* They would realize that America is better than Europe
* People would realize that Evolution is NOT a fact
* They would realize that the Bible is God''''s word
* There will be no more atheists
* Children would realize that Islam is a false religion and the Quran is NOT God''''s word
* They would realize that liberal Christianity isn''''t actually true Christianity
* Children would recognize that they NEEDED to get married and have children
* Daughters will stop moving with their boyfriends
* Everybody will respect President Trump
* Children would realize that CNN and MSNBC is fake news while FOX is the truth
* Black kids would stop trying to resist police officers and blaming the cops for being fed up with their misbehavior
* They would realize that Republicans are NOT racist
* Children would realize that the suburbs are the ideal place to live and the cities are unsafe
* Children would learn to DRIVE

我認為我們應該讓孩子們在學校學習圣經(jīng),因為:
· 孩子會表現(xiàn)得更好
· 孩子會更多地傾聽父母的意見
· 孩子們不會開槍射擊學校
· 兒童會認識到自由主義和社會主義的邪惡
· 孩子不總想著一直做愛
· 他們會意識到只有 2 種性別
· 將不再有變性人、同性戀和戀童癖者
· 兒童會遠離酗酒、吸毒或吸大麻
· 兒童不會是嬉皮士,而會支持我們的軍隊在全世界打擊恐怖主義和保護民主
· 他們會意識到美國比歐洲好
· 人們會意識到進化不是事實
· 他們會意識到圣經(jīng)是神的話語
· 不再有無神論者
· 兒童會意識到伊斯蘭教是虛假的宗教,《古蘭經(jīng)》不是上帝的話語
· 他們會意識到自由基督教實際上不是真正的基督教
· 兒童會認識到,他們需要結(jié)婚生子
· 女兒們不會輕易跟她們的男朋友走
· 每個人都會尊重特朗普總統(tǒng)
· 兒童會意識到 CNN 和 MSNBC 是假新聞,而 FOX 報導的是事實
· 黑人孩子會停止試圖抗拒警察,或指責警察受夠了他們的不當行為
他們會意識到共和黨人不是種族主義者
· 兒童會意識到郊區(qū)是理想的居住地點,城市不安全
· 兒童將學習駕駛